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Hay alguien de @gcba ???
En Plaza Alemania cerraon lq reja MEDIA HORA ANTES DEL HORARIO Y SIN TOCAR SILBATO NI AVISAR y me dejaron adentro.
Gracias por el rt.

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Falleció la abuela de mi mujer en Buenos Aires. Tenía una excelente cuidadora que ahora se quedó sin trabajo: Alejandra. Quiero ayudarla a conseguirle nuevo trabajo de cuidadora. Me ayudas con 1 like o RT? Conversa, acompaña, cocina, limpia, hace de todo. Tiene mucho criterio. Es un 10 y de confianza. Yo no suelo recomendar si no estoy seguro. Interesados me mandan DM y paso su WhatsApp. Gracias !
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He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke.
When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit.
What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down.
The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics.
For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate."
This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence.
9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.
En Júpiter@En_jupiter_
El masturbador de Pompeya, 79 d.c. La erupción del volcán Vesubio lo halló desprevenido, permaneciendo en ésta postura por la eternidad. Manera de morir 557: "La paja mortal".
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@Fruticienta Me pasaba lo mismo hasta que me avivé de tener uno en cada cartera/mochila
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Same pero con los perfumes. Más de una vez tuve que entrar a una farmacia a ponerme un probador cualquiera.
Petry 🧜🏽♀️@Petrypsique
Parece exagerado esto peeeeeero, darse cuenta que no tenemos los zarcillos es lo más parecido a salir sin sostén (brasier). Se vió psicopático, pero no. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Full empatía.
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Pijus Magnificus 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Movie Moments Analyst@Movies_analyst
In Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979), the “Biggus Dickus” scene used unaware extras, swapped last minute by Terry Jones so they wouldn’t know the lines, making the Roman soldiers’ laughter completely genuine as they broke character.
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Hi everyone, I've learned that my article for Rolling Stone really, really upsets the anti-Israel fanatics.
So please, don't repost my latest article for @RollingStone, unless you want them to be even angrier 😢
rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…
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Alguien que le ponga la canción Torero para ver si queda bien
Blog Fórmula 1@blog_formula1
🚨 OFICIAL 🚨 ESSA É A INTRO DA F1 2026!!!
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