The Awkward Salesman

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The Awkward Salesman

@ricksimon1979

Katılım Nisan 2022
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Ayatollah baseball Őtis
Ayatollah baseball Őtis@otis25u512gb·
Hopefully ice shoots some flip flop pajama pants retards on monday
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JackClark1927
JackClark1927@clark1927·
Gas prices are so high haha
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The Honky
The Honky@TheAngryHonky·
Watching an episode of Little House and there were radio towers in the background.
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Cunt Safari: Go
Cunt Safari: Go@NeverRapes·
Cops are gay af. Like you are literally gonna investigate another man
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JackClark1927
JackClark1927@clark1927·
I know a Hall Of Fame Rodeo guy. He walks real slow due to all the broken bones over the years but he could still probably kill you
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JackClark1927
JackClark1927@clark1927·
I've lost every bet today. That fucking Kentucky bullshit started the nightmare. I took off work for no reason because I'm not watching any more of this shit
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The State Champ
The State Champ@6Astatechamp·
Didn’t see any dolphins on this cruise. Doesn’t bode well for the rest of 2026
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Tad Macintosh
Tad Macintosh@911truthwarrior·
Probably going to start a podcast on here but I am requesting a sidekick. Must be punching bag who can take abuse with minimal blowback sort of like Adam Eget. The podcast will be a blend of Norm Macdonald Live/Infowars/and Country music related material.
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The Awkward Salesman
The Awkward Salesman@ricksimon1979·
Clavicular CALLED THE POLICE on a stupid girl who slapped him for no reason.
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JackClark1927
JackClark1927@clark1927·
My friend is telling me he jumped out of a tree when he was 13 and killed a wild boar with a spear
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JackClark1927@clark1927·
I didn't make that food
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