Rick Lamb

@RobinNCST We would literally be no worse off for having no goalkeeper in this game. And it’s not the first time.

@tomroach @drwilding Whatever I need to put in whichever box to vote for this, I vote for this.

@drwilding Surely we all deserve blankety blank from you tomorrow morning now?

10/10 no notes

“I think the Prime Minister has a bet on how many times he’s going to interrupt me!” Was a good line.

@WorldFamousHot1 “Hold me” “I can’t!”

Caption this

@tomroach @The_IPA About as far outside of my comfort zone I have ever been. But invaluable!

The @The_IPA Excellence Diploma: by far the best professional training I’ve had. Applications open now 👇

@ListerLister @fizzlepopper it wasn’t just me!

Having now watched #TheTraitors at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, I ABSOLUTELY understand how you footie fans get so buzzed watching matches in the pub fair play 👏🗡️😂

Well I never.

@drwilding @NeilMortensen Bette latte than never

@fizzlepopper Justin Lee Collins?

Freaky Friday is a great film... Lohan and JLC on top form #latereview

@rshotton Old school!

Creativity in paid search copy: Snickers used to target ads to people who'd misspelt their search terms on Google All part of their "You're not you when you're hungry" campaign

I remember this like it was yesterday. Watched it outside the Lostock Arms after finishing my A Levels.

@tomroach This is the kind of coronation content I’m here for.

(Irony is I work in advertising so don’t really have a proper job either).

Maybe not the day to mention the time I accidentally suggested to Charles he didn’t have a ‘proper job’ and he called me a ‘bloody little man’.

@flamencolambada Surely they are confusing Winnie the Pooh with Paddington? Or did Paddington get cancelled and I missed it?

“Nicole Scherzinger off of the Pussy Cat Dolls”

@Lelon86 @RJBennett28 To oversee the bird?

This Southampton team will struggle to survive in the Championship - it’s needs a complete rebuild in the summer - a new manager, new coaches, a completely new starting 11, not too mention a striker, some leaders on the pitch and some real experience in the squad #SaintsFC

@jonrogerswriter Can someone whack him across the knees and see how he falls over please? For science.

Do you know what else isn’t natural Goodman? Been planted full pelt in the knee cap, you dippy twat.

@HaggiWaggi Ouch. Also strange having to do your own desk research around the goals.

@rickyboylamb Strange watching Everton before 11pm

My wife just said “match of the day” was, “Making me feel like my ears are broken.”

@whetton123 @Swaglinton Phenomenal

@Swaglinton @rickyboylamb

whitney houston would be proud