Jonathan Clark

Wine makes it all fine.

@carlyjoofficial Luther

Do you have a fave Netflix show right now????

"Is Chick Corea the Mick Jagger of jazz?" @nicksteele

"nipples fade, talent is forever" - @nicksteele

Can't tell if my daughter is asking for taco milk or chocolate milk sooooo taco milk it is.

Golden hour so golden I just witnessed a white teenage girl spinning around w her hands in the air like she was in a worship music video as I passed the park on the way home

"what a waste of blocks" @nicksteele on the pyramids

You know your in for an erotic nooner when your wife orders the breakfast chimichanga @First_Watch and also pronounces it w a long "a" like as in Samuel L. Chang

Just went to @Target and fellas, if you are in the market for some disgruntled yet thirsty ass moms that's the place

Was watching a #grahamhancock video and @ClarkloveJP said "uh uh oh no none of this #hackintosh crap." Close bae, real close

When u offer somebody a bite of ur sandwich bc they don't have lunch and then they ask u "what kind is it?" ITS A SANDWICH U HUNGRY OR NOT?

@Brandazzle might as well they are the worst

BUT U ARE SINGLE TOO!! #TheBachelorette

Kenny on #TheBachelorette pulling the daughter card is like when Darryl on #theoffice tried to use his to get the manager position

Who else just saw Mullen in the crowd at #BATBX

@proguerra literally in love w every character

#BetterCallSaul is the best thing ever

In my underwear eating tacos and watching a show about pyramids.

Also does anyone know the difference between dinner and supper?

Women won't always do something drastic to get you back, sometimes they just make soup for "dinner"