Andrew Cooper

@ronmanagernottm It's funny when you think you could actually buy electrical items there. "I'll have a new element for my Russell Hobbs kettle and a length of terminal block please".

So much to enjoy in this Broad Marsh from a thousand years ago: the bored teenager in front of Ideas for living; the sensible apparel of the older ladies; electricity when you bought it in bags from a shop; newspapers. Newspapers!

91 today. Still miss him.

Photo of the Day: B-21 Raider passes over planespotters at RAF Lakenford as it returns for a fresh load of semi-nuclear bombs to drop on the baddies as part of Operation Deranged ShitGibbon and the wider Operation Tangerine Micro-Mushroom #BombingForFreedom 📸 from a Canberra

Happy birthday to the one and only Brian Clough , simply the best ❤️

@The_Steve_Says @GeorgeCochrane1 My first thought was Bob😂

@GeorgeCochrane1 Blondie: "Yes Bob, I would come for a drive to Redcar with you but for one thing." Ferris: "What's that pet?" Blondie: "Thelma's my sister!"

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

I might indulge in me first sucker of the year today.

Happy 20th birthday to Barron Trump.

@cumston_gary Yes Forest were terrific last night. The Michelin mens penalties were hilarious though.

@rickynow Don't you just love a pen shootout-when you win,at least...Now,it's that bloody Comic Relief thing tonight.Always worth dipping into it every now and again just to see how awful it is.Not one funny person on it,as far as I can see.🤬🤬🤬

@HannahIamthest1 @MarkHaydock5 Judging by some of the replies you've got to this I'm an absolute amateur. I must up my game.

I love scam phone calls. I pretend I’m an old Yorkshire lad, desperate to pay them. My record’s an hour. I kept putting them on hold to “check my wallet,” yelling at my cat, and asking if they could speak up because my hearing aid was acting up. Then I spent 30 minutes reading my card details wrong… real slow. At one point, I told them my kitchen was on fire Great fun 😆

@ChinaMark4 @MarkHaydock5 Frankly, that's fabulous!

@MarkHaydock5 Absolutely beautiful!

Would 😍

@cumston_gary 😂😂😂

@rickynow She was just sat here in my garden when I got home...What shall I do?

A 1912 dimmer.

@cumston_gary I do hope so mate. It's disillusioning at the moment.

@rickynow Crazy scores in Euro footy this week.Forest to put some pride back into the country tonight.One down;it will be an agg.of 4-1,I reckon...Just need that vital opener to get things going ..All the best,mate.

@GeorgeCochrane1 @MarkHaydock5 They must have been a tough 46k miles.

Maybe just scrap it? 😢 ebay.co.uk/itm/1779717504…

@cumston_gary I think we should bring back the term "knocking shop" back into popular use. I used it in a conversation to someone much younger than me and then had the embarrassment of explaining it's meaning.

@rickynow Love her to move in next door to you! 😆😆😆

@cumston_gary let's me honest, it's not the worst thing she's ever done. #Echobox=1773835375" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nottinghampost.com/news/local-new…

@cumston_gary I only saw the last few minutes of County last night. I hadn't realised it was on sky sports plus.

@rickynow County scraped 3 points last night,thank god.Not much Euro success so far.Can only see Liverpool joining Arsenal in next round,if they buck up.Of course,I am now Forest through and through when it comes to Euro comps.😉😉.

It's 1987 and you've been stood up again.

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