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@drofnavmod "They've got these big, chewy pretzels here.….five dollars?! Get outta here!"

The most romantic line in all of literature: “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you’ve got a butt that won’t Quit.“

If I give you my business card and you immediately add me to your businesses promo mailing list, you’re a dick.

@drofnavmod He does this shit every week… I’m all for scooping up a deal, but not just to flip it.

I feel like I have this conversation constantly so idk who needs to know this but if you want a Butcher I know this guy just got this for $200 WITH two matching cabs so you can lowball him way hard on Marketplace

@paasstah @SpicyPaasstah I always get the “why are you awake?!” Email from my UK colleagues.

When I get a work email at midnight and they apologize and tell me to ignore them until "regular" working hours... Lololol Baby I'm always on. What can I help you with?

NYC has everything.

Not sure about you guys, but when I board a plane, I try not to run into every person between me and my seat.

Can’t believe they covered this

@DanielMarkham It was so good!!

I’m going to see Nine Inch Nails tonight in Dallas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone in Canada please get me one of those little hockey sticks from McDonalds. (Prefer if you steal it, cause fuck McDonalds)

@topochichoe I always think I want this until it happens.

@DanielMarkham It’s pretty nuts man!

I wish I was at NAMM!

@tylerthecreator might want to talk with Jessica Robinson over at your merch shop. Never shipped my record and they won’t refund me either. Won’t respond to emails either. Guess I’m just out $50?

@topochichoe I can’t sleep past 7am now, and it’s not something I hate anymore. Love the time to reflect.

@tylerthecreator Yo, never got my order placed in March. Your store won’t respond to emails… am I just outta luck?

Talbott*

Might as well…

@krassenstein This is some half assed rage bate garbage.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100%