RoyalJest

idk if there's a single day that goes by where i don't wanna kill myself

how do I explain to my loved ones that my plan is to do nothing in life and that if I die then that’s that

@Blowbackbutgay Real but I’m also goated as fuck so it cancels out

Having a moment

She’s so bad that I forced myself to have a dream of her violently using me to her liking, I only wish it lasted longer

@AUTOMATON_ENG She’s so bad that I forced myself to have a dream about her violently using me to her liking, I only wish the dream was longer

Drunken Goddess Reflux, a Russian Roulette-based survival game where you have to outdrink an obsessive demon girl, is coming to Steam in 2026 automaton-media.com/en/news/russia…

@NVonra @harbizard Lord of the Mysteries mentioned, Praise The Fool!

@harbizard I would pick the blue pill, make the Original Creator comes to life (so it starts the cycle) so that the beyond system can be implemented from LOTM

which are you taking?

@aribudincita Not even procrastination anymore I’m js not gonna do it

cuando se acercan las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

@Al4nxcats Watching Him Die Again and Again

Cuando el fanfic es tan bueno que existe un fan fic DEL FAN FIC

This is the longest thread I ever seen in my life this shit goes back to 2019 and took me 10 minutes to go through

@Lythero Sonic 06 in A Rank is actually crazy as hell

Emi I spent 5 months of my life reminding everyone why that game should be in dogshit bottom tier

@annvandersteel Ok but we already knew this

BREAKING: The US Presidency has officially become a DICTATORSHIP. Joe Biden is on video bragging about ignoring the Supreme Court's ruling and "relieving" student loans anyway. Whose money is he using? Yours. Mine. Everyone who pays taxes. This entire administration has been just one big “SCREW YOU AMERICA, I’m in charge here and this is what we're doing.” BIDEN is not a president. BIDEN is a fascist dictator. Yet another reason to impeach him. The fact that we won't (CAN'T) impeach him... ...Is more proof that he's a dictator. Biden gleefully, willfully, and deliberately violates constitutional law. Still more proof that he's a dictator. And without an opposition party willing to play opposition, the US of A is becoming just another fascist country to flee from. Mark my words, America won't make these ILLEGALS better people. THESE ILLEGALS will make America just like the countries they came from. Because without the RULE OF LAW and the guidance of THE CONSTITUTION, we're not AMERICA anymore.

@BandaiNamcoUS Why does the main menu screen look like one of those DVD players 😭

Master a new domain in JUJUTSU KAISEN CURSED CLASH. Out now on Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, Xbox, and PC!