Ridwan

Listen, Man United might not thank me, but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there. Carrick’s at the wheel. He's doing it, he's doing his thing.

I used to hate gloomy, rainy weather but now all it makes me think about is how my plants and lawn are eating gooood after their Ramadan has come to an end.

Happy iOS 26 day to all those that celebrate.

When they ask if I can come out after 9pm.

Sun’s out. Blue skies. Beautiful day out for golf with good company.

Premier League Mubarak to all those who celebrate! May our steadfastness without football be rewarded with a season full of silverware and signings that elevate our rank. Ameen.

Don’t use your phone while driving because it’s dangerous and illegal but here, take this giant screen and navigate through four different menus to adjust the climate control while keeping your eyes on the road instead.

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Damn, how much were all those dinner ladies on?!

Bring back character and details in buildings. Even the bricks are beautiful as they age. Who wouldn’t want to live somewhere like this?

Starmer really said: If you don’t scale your genocide back to… let’s say… normal acceptable apartheid… then we’ll recognise your victims right to exist. How about that? Bro… What??

Tell your parents you like a certain drink once and they’ll buy you 6 litres of it.

Israel really went from "we would never bomb hospitals" to "there are tunnels under the hospitals" to "Hamas is in the hospitals" to "most of the doctors are terrorists". They just really like bombing hospitals, don't they? x.com/Channel4News/s…

This is everyday now. Sometimes multiple times a day.

Crazy what can happen to your life once you leave United. I mean, I haven’t watched this team in over a month and my happiness and wellbeing are better than ever.

My kettle has to update its software before I can use it and has asked for a name. Next, it will ask me to solve 3 riddles before I can boil water. I just want to make my coffee, bro.

Here’s a sunnah you can do on a hot day: don’t use a towel after wuduʾ. [Thread]

How it feels to love using em dashes and the Oxford comma in 2025

Sat down to watch some ads, as you do, and now YouTube’s started showing me other content I’m interested in every 30 seconds too. Thank you, @YouTube. Very cool.

The most despicable form of genocide has recently come to light with the spread of a drug called Oxycodone among the population. Israel has reportedly been smuggling it in through bags of flour provided as aid. As a pharmacist, let me explain what this drug is: it belongs to the opioid family and is used to relieve severe pain when regular painkillers fail—especially for cancer patients. But the problem with this drug is that it acts on specific receptors in the nervous system, causing severe addiction, a decrease in heart rate, impaired awareness and consciousness, and dangerous respiratory depression. Its side effects are numerous and can transform a person into something unrecognizable—a shell of who they were. It has also been revealed that the drug is not only hidden inside flour bags, but the flour itself appears to be mixed with it. Our battle with them is not only a battle of weapons, but also a battle of awareness and consciousness. They are masters at numbing our minds, distorting our perception, and using every means possible to erase our collective awareness and turn us against one another.