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my office gave us the rest of the week off ☺️
Pastor Kyle.@itsqail
Canada Day in the middle of the week feels like a scam tbh I need a long weekend or it doesn’t count
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@funmioyatogun @ChipotleTweets Please can you share your exact order
Id like to try for the first time
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Chipotle, if you’re ever looking for a real life customer who’s loyal and true, for a campaign, call me. I’m kuku an explorer and I have an experience marketing background. I’ll never get tired of Chipotle.
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Think you’re loyal to a brand? I’ve had the same order at @ChipotleTweets since I was a 16 year old freshman in college in Colorado. Tastes ever so delicious whether it is London or Toronto or New York. I used to be on Farm Team when they had that and I would receive catering boxes to try out before they made them public. I’ve emailed them to bring Chipotle to cities I’ve lived in that didn’t have them and they replied 😭. I’m really truly lost in the Chipotle sauce.
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A Nigerian who’s been living in Australia for over 10 years with his family explodes when officer threatens to take his food he brought from Nigeria on his way back to Australia
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@KaiUzama @irepunited I can never do it
People that are younger than you with less experience will open their mouths and stand up for themselves but because you were raised in Nigeria you won’t be able to do the same because you think it’s automatically disrespectful to ask for what you deserve.
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After he won the Pulitzer Prize, Palestinian writer Mosab Abu Toha was invited onto MSNBC where he was promptly interrogated about why he wasn't doing more to humanize the people slaughtering his family members in Gaza.
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Fair and reasonable feminists fighting for banger boys to do community service as a deterrent since yesterday. In Nigeria 😂
Mind you, community service wasn’t even an effective punishment in secondary school.
You people are all experienced clowns.
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@EricLDaugh Xi has never shaken the hands of so many clowns in a single file..its odd for him
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My darling, your profile says you're a lawyer but you seem to think equitable justice is brainless? I fear for who hire you ooo. Also I would expect someone who is so brilliant to engage with intellectual arguments because insults as a response is usually a sign that a person has nothing sensible to contribute to a discussion. anyway, as you were oh brilliant one
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This is me any time I stroll in DT
We’ve come so far
le.hl@0xleegenz
Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time
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@JasonNjoku @esirilife Please keep sharing more about how you train your children, I am truly inspired.
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@esirilife Let me try to be helpful as you may have missed the message and perhaps comprehension is something you may struggle with. But there is a difference in screen time usage between a 40+ year old father and his 8, 10 & 12 year old. Hav a blessed day🙏🏾
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While recording and posting about it. 😂
Mazi Chukwuma Jason Njoku@JasonNjoku
Mrs NJOKU & I agreed very early. Close to zero play screen time. The distraction is too destructive. If they’re not reading. We’re playing card games (e.g UNO). Fully locking in is a skill that even I as an adult struggle with. It's a muscle i’m trying to code into my own.
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She’s a woman right, that’s why she’s not smart. But a man no matter how clearly foolish he is, will hardly ever be ascribed to he’s not smart. Between her and who she contested with a sane person can see who is clearly not smart.
2.0@blixberrie
You guys are not going to like it. But this is an example of why she lost. She’s not smart
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I didn't realize till now that this specific instance of mathematical illiteracy is why so many American conservatives are obsessed with this topic. I'd noticed they were, but I couldn't understand why.
Alonso Gurmendi@Alonso_GD
Let’s do this like we’re 5: Imagine 10 people have a boy. 2 are Muslim, 8 are not. Both Muslims name their boy Muhammad. The other 8 name their boys Erick, Oliver, Arthur, Leo, George, John, Mike, and Tom. Which is the most popular boy name? Muhammad Are Muslims the majority? No
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@CityNewsTO Do NOT attribute this level of violence to women. A woman did not shoot up a school and murder her family. Ffs
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You guys would be shocked how many brands say they charge a fee if you don’t want your images using their products/services to be posted online.
Things I learned while wedding planning 😩
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