Ariella 🥀

liiiiike we really think they had a wedding on carpet? also wtf is up with his feet and also that chair. come on now.

why am I seeing news outlets use an obviously AI image of the bezos wedding as if it's a real picture?

kids books really overpromise how many times you might encounter a hot air balloon in daily life.

i really hope if ppl are using the 'girl i guess' voter guide they are cross referencing and it isn't their only voting tool for the love of god.

Chappell Roan is like Rufus Wainwright for the club

my daughter asked me to set a timer for halloween

CASE IN POINT

bluey and those minions are visually the same to me. Ugly visual pollution

did someone put a hex on me?

Pitted cherries just don’t taste as good

If you can make it a little finer, fine but otherwise it’s fine

So Fargo is just one long Kia commercial huh

Part of parenting is doing thing you swore you’d never do, like buying a stuffed animal from salvo

"'They forced me, basically, to have a child,' she said of the state after the abortion ban. But then, 'they didn’t help me take care of that child.'" This is an enraging story, and an astonishing feat of reporting and photojournalism. projects.propublica.org/the-year-after…

i guess a prerequisite to [REDACTED] is not knowing how to [REDACTED].

Whenever I got to World Market I have to leave because I start to go blind

@asiadeangel if Ed Debevic's was a person

Seems like most people are wearing the same perfume. Can they give it a rest?

sometimes you gotta cinderella-mode the floor mopping