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@SleeperNFL @SleeperAZCards

Breakout SZN 🔜

@uthrivelabs @thehealthb0t You don’t go to the doctor any longer, but do you still have health insurance? I’m wondering if it’s still wise to have in case of emergencies or get rid of it altogether to save money on premiums

True, this is likely the reason they push statins so hard and terrified people about having high cholesterol. They don’t want people living that long. The real enemy with heart health is vegetable oils and generally terrible foods that aren’t really food. Hello FDA? Exactly, nothing…this is basically what’s going on: Shitty habits plus food & water loaded with toxins makes you sick/age fast -> You go to doctor thinking that your food & water is great -> Doctor with zero nutrition/health understanding runs irrelevant tests and says you have X disease or are just old with shitty genetics -> Doctor prescribes drug or suggests surgery to fix the thing you complained about -> You take drug or get surgery to address immediate symptoms directly caused by shitty life habits that will continue -> Symptoms are addressed as your health declines and your potential longevity craters -> Repeat cycle until you are a zombie and/or wish you were dead -> Big pharma uses your money to advertise more drugs and incentivize doctors The truth, cholesterol is essential! Ignore the idiots in the media and their constant BS. Stay away from statins, and better yet, stay away from doctors altogether. I have done this for 20 years now and my only regret is that I didn’t start sooner. Now that I understand how my body actually works, I also realize that my worst exposures happened in a freaking doctor or dentists office! I had to detox for years because of some idiot doctor!!! Do I get a refund or even an I’m sorry about poisoning you? No. I had to spend tens of thousands over many years to learn how to take care of myself. Bottom line, they don’t care guys, they don’t. You know who should care? You! Take responsibility for your body starting today, it isn’t that hard once you know what you’re doing, it’s been made much easier here: uthrivelabs.com This is 100% self directed homeopathy. Our mission is your extreme longevity! Everything is straightforward once you spend some time on the site. Read the material so you understand how to begin (Begin page). Get started with 2-3 supplements (pick a Bundle) and get a water distiller (Extras page). Depending on how diligent you are with the protocols, after just a few months using this system you will probably feel 10 years younger, you may even look the part. Peace & God bless, Chris

The secret to living to 100? HIGH CHOLESTEROL A massive Swedish study tracking over 800,000 people for 35 years just revealed: Every single centenarian had HIGH total cholesterol. The higher your LDL, the longer you live.

@itsGator_ @SleeperNFL But they do wanna see Kenny Walker run all over his former team

@riffraffprezz @SleeperNFL Ain’t nobody wanna see Justin Fields get his shit stomped in. Be for real

Bears vs Seahawks opening night game would go so hard

@martymush Is it a real joy to get swept by a superior team as well? Suck that Brew Crew dick ya bag!!

It's a real joy to have Aaron Judge on your team

@martymush Get the brooms out for the Brew Crew series sweep on yo ass today!

@stoolpresidente They didn’t. Suck that 76er dick, ya bag!!!!!!!!!!

If Philly blows this it will go down as one of the greatest chokes in the history of sports.

@trizzypicks Nah, you just don’t know ball

Yo I got hacked

@martymush Nope, last year’s was labeled that. Suck that Huskie dick, ya bag!!

I'm really not kidding this might be the best college basketball team ever assembled

@Capperleaked Bitch please. LeBum is one of the biggest choke artists the league has ever seen. You don’t know ball. Would not be surprised AT ALL if Rockets win this series. I’m throwing a hundo on Rockets to win series for that big plus money 💰

LeBron will never let a 3-0 choke to his legacy. Lakers in 6 🍻

@stoolpresidente Suck a dick, Portnoy. Your coach is a piece of shit. Learn to accept it.

Stupid. Not funny. Lacks creativity. Please delete.

@BarstoolBigCat Suck that Pirate dick ya bag!!

Bregman!

@PickzDaily Bang!! NEVER go against those Nats!!

Bink! Brewers baby! 3-Run bomb. 3-2 Brewers!

@stoolpresidente Trying to spin it so hard lol. It’s confirmed….Dave is a scumbag. Once again the Pats are the true scumbags of the NFL. Nice try Dave, but it’s clear Vrabel turned scumbag again after signing with the Pats. Didn’t take long. Suck that Seahawk dick Dave!!

Breaking News: Barstool has tracked down Vrabel and Russini’s friends who were with them in Sedona. I think the internet owes them an apology. Clearly not what people have portrayed. Amazing how another angle can change the perception all together. You be the judge.

@martymush That Oakland A’s dick….suck it!!!

The Yankees are truly incredible

@BarstoolBigCat Suck that Wolverine dick!!!!

Michigan is playing bad and they’re going to win easy. Dominant team

@B_V_Sports Suck that Wolverine dick!!

I spent 4 months of my life invested in this team just to watch this. Sports are the absolute worst and I hate my life

@martymush Duke was the best team in all of college basketball. That Duke team is special

The New York Yankees are 5-1 and playing the best out of anyone in the MLB. This team is special

@shadybiev Confirmed…you don’t know ball. You know what to do…. put it on

If you’re parlaying Illinois ML/Arizona ML you may want to quit gambling forever cause that shit isn’t hitting

@PresidentLeak Suck that Illini dick!!

@shadybiev Hawkeyes +7 is screaming at me, maybe a little sprinkle on the ML (Iowa native bias may be factored in)