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@Senshave11cups @TxForever Your schlong is naturally blonde?

@TxForever These “Blondes” are mid compared to the real blondes I pull 😭😭

The Dallas Stars players apparently love blondes as much as I do 😂

@parmarash @Account4hockey Seems more like a fanboy TBH!

@Account4hockey KP wants sundin as a puppet and a fall guy if it’s POHO

Sundin- Chayka is literally just Shanahan - Dubas but worse

@Criptron1 @tavkniesnythews What team did Mats play on the was even close to good enough? I'm not the biggest Sundin guy but he lead some pretty dogshit teams to some pretty decent results.

@tavkniesnythews He never led anything in the NHL to a championship. How would he know. A better leader was Trevor Linden he never got a championship team.

If you haven’t listened to this specific part where Mike Johnson talks about Mats Sundin on overdrive I think you should. Says Mats has some strong opinions about what the Leafs need to do, and what the organization should do moving forward. Says Mats is “dialled” in. The part at the end where he mentioned the article that came out about the vibe around the room, the org changing players/family discounts, how they run etc, says Mats would have a positive impact on. I’m assuming Mats read that article and wasn’t very happy….

@Willzxq2988dsp @ghetto_gronk If you're attached to the kid do you really want to know at that point. I couldn't imagine how devastating that news would be.

@ghetto_gronk Her husband needs to toss that challenge flag

Dianna Russini was covering a Titans home game in Tennessee on January 2, 2022. She gave birth to her second child 40 weeks later in October 2022. Full-term pregnancy lasts about 40 weeks. Oh no...

@PaulPetten1 @JGoldberg12 After 10 years of hitting the ball hard with subpar results based on the stat, it's not bad luck no?

@JGoldberg12 The slug will come. Where does he rank for hard hit balls? I would guess near leagues best.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is 2nd in average (.358), 2nd in OBP (.444), 19th in OPS (.921) Has 2 HR and 7 doubles... Might not be conventional, but he's still one of the best offensive players in baseball

@JGoldberg12 Ya, can he maybe start driving in more runs than Gimenez? I know the RBI stat is not looked on like it used to be but a middle of the order bat should be driving in 100 in their sleep.

@heyitsmeCarolyn When did she turn into Ricki Lake?

Do you remember Tiffany from the 80s?

@PeriklesGREAT It's probably Prince TBH even Clapton has said that but I'd rather listen to a bunch of others first.

Name only ONE ...

@Jared_Carrabis He's allowed as many runs as full innings pitched in all but like 1 start, lmao.

You don’t get to shake your head in disbelief that your manager is coming out to give you the hook when you’ve completed five innings ONCE all season and are rocking an ERA above NINE. Enough with this guy.

@junonewscom @cosminDZS Fat Trudeau!

BREAKING Premier Doug Ford is confronted by temporary residents seeking permit extensions. Rather than emphasizing the rules, he responds sympathetically: "I wish I could snap my fingers and say okay, you can stay."

@ClownWorld I'll take shit that never happened for $1000 Alex!

Noah Was a Conspiracy Theorist Then it Rained clownworldstore.com/products/noah-…

@Focal75_ Looked pretty good last year and looking good today. Really good depth starter to have around.

Eric Lauer is not a MLB level pitcher

@StuMcCallister 4 hugely entertaining years with a disappointing finish. I'll take that any day over the not making the playoffs years. At the end of the day are we not watching to be entertained or is it about bragging about other people's accomplishments?

Rando- So you're a Bills fan? Me- Yep Rando- Bills suck. They lost 4 Super Bowls in a row. Me- You're 25. Shut the fuck up.

@barstoolsports Quite the pugilist there throwing 2 punches at the same time.

Oilers fans fighting Oilers fans A tradition like no other

@BaseballAmerica @BiloxiShuckers Was that his spiked curvball?

A 100 mph infield throw from Jesús Made?! No Triple-A or MLB infielder has done that in a game during the Statcast era 😳 (🎥 @BiloxiShuckers)

@JeffMarek Big news for the Icedogs who'll probably land him in 2027 now. #gongshow

Surprisingly, Hockey Canada has denied exceptional status to American-born Kade O’Rourke. The 6’1, 180lb defenceman was the projected first overall pick in the upcoming OHL draft. The Oshawa Generals hold that pick.

@MattPisko @ArponBasu @harmandayal2 ...then find out they don't have a Kuch to put it on a tee for him!

@ArponBasu @harmandayal2 Leafs are going to throw the bag at him.

By age 16, many elite hockey players are already preparing to become their future professional selves. For Tampa Bay Lightning defenseman Darren Raddysh, his future professional self was born at age 16, so it kind of makes sense he was a late bloomer. nytimes.com/athletic/72360…

@4thOfJuly365 It's really sad to see them keeping these whales in captivity.

I'm never going back to the aquarium.

@4thOfJuly365 I see what you did there. You're calling Megan Rapinoe, Jamie Lee Curtis. I don't find it funny.

I am never watching another Jamie Lee Curtis movie ever again.