Rig Workers Rant

Does most rigs have that ONE person who loves the sound of his own voice and is never off the tannoy? The same sort of person who walks into the rec. room and just stands there so that people look up, because... facebook.com/10021404673890…

Really, facetime / video call in public places. What the fuck is that all about? Or are they really so stupid / inconsiderate that they don't care?

Check out this cunt talking about 'his broken english speakung tai wife'. Pot, kettle, black. FML. 🙈 sat in the smokers minding out own buisness and the smoggy scaff complete with crocks on... facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Currently on the Rowan Stavanger in Dundee, the food is that bad we get served raw chicken or utter shite resulting in the crew / majority of the ppl onboard having to order take aways to the rig.

Anyone else have a posh wank then go around the rig leaving jizz on places you know for a fact a Scaff will touch? I do. I’m on a TAQA rig for the next 15 days and do this most days. Enjoy your trip.

Whos rigs got one, the rig wretch?? the man who's always piping off the gaffa? the man who's always hanging out the back of a boss the man, who turns out sends said boss bottles of whiskey yes I shit you not... facebook.com/10021404673890…

When your offshore and sitting having a shit, you hear the tidy stewardess come in and start cleaning the cubicles beside you. Why do they take fucking ages !! Does anyone else just sit... facebook.com/story.php?stor…

A few lads have recently handed in their notice to move on from my platform. Our company has stated that we are required to pay them back for training attended (and it does state that in our... facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Worked offshore on the Tamar platform in Israel.... Youve got too be a yes man simple. Scaffolding jobs left with debree everywhere and scaffolders told to sweep down the platforms and also when... facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Not a rant but more of a query ... Best Caterer in the north sea?? = Aramark, sodexo , ESS, Entier or Trinity Trying to work out who to go work with.

There's always one belter in Heli admin before the chopper giving it the "I'm sure this flight suit is getting smaller" chat na mate, I've clocked you double dunting 2 puddings on the regular ya fat mess

What's the script with the standard offshore patter? How many of these have you heard and how many more can you add? When asked how you're doing... 'living the dream' 'cant stop laughing' 'where else would you... facebook.com/10021404673890…

Get some right horrible cunts offshore. On the Forties Alpha, staying in the South Truss accomodation block, and some absolute reptile's cut his toenails in the communal shower room and left... facebook.com/story.php?stor…

it's still hard to believe that in this day and age you still get cunts that actually think that they have their own seats in the fucking mess.

Any way of getting a petition going to try and get these oil company’s back to 2 & 2? Most Core Crews are going back 2 & 3 now and keeping Ad-hoc boys on 3 & 3 it’s a joke. Beryl Alpha Boys

Guy on our rig had recieved word from home that his dad was on his death bed, got off the rig that morning HR call few days later to hear his dad had passed away to which HR have said they won’t be paying... facebook.com/the.rig.worker…

The Stop Card System Jeremy Lightweight paced back and fore his office ranting and raving like a mad man the fucking platform was 230 stop cards short of the target and the cut off point was in ten days time... facebook.com/10021404673890…

folk on tannoys thinking their a game show host , what's that all about ??? you're on a rig .. no fucking strike it lucky!!!

Hi mate. I was on the north Cormorant for a trip. I was stunned the state of it. You now have to get special safety glasses fitted with foam around the inside to stop rust that is falling all the tine... facebook.com/the.rig.worker…

worked on a rig full off Americans for the first time, why do they tell u the basics stuff wear full ppe etc... and they do the complete opposite they where shirts, Jean's and a hard cat baseball cap and no gloves or safety glasses 😂🤣