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@YanitedCynical Yep. Trying to down play Bruno

This is the first time I’ve seen ‘open play’ on assist stats. Literally zero relevance

@Innocent849 Hope he likes standing

Who do you think should stand up for Bukayo Saka?

@BackPageShop You seriously can not still be flexing a carabao cup 2 years on?

Ahead of derby day, we thought we'd pay tribute to both clubs' most recent trophy wins at Wembley. So as well as our NUFC 2025 Carabao Cup Winners window display, it's only fair we also salute the Mackems' epic 2021 Papa John Pizza Box win (aka the 3rd & 4th Division Cup)🏆🍕

@geordiejosh @ManUtd Mate 🤣 there is going to be a mass exodus. Bruno would sprint to the real United given half the chance

Genuinely, here I am again offering any @ManUtd creator a bet of your choice if you think he’ll join you this Summer. Listen to me, you’re wasting your energy even thinking about him leaving.

@iamdannycfc @Chelsearory Where in that post does it say and btw neymar is better than Rooney? 🤣 not once did he say neymar was not world class.

@Chelsearory This you

Neymar had 5 years at Barcelona. That’s it, five. The rest of the time he’s swanning about on holiday in Paris and Saudi Arabia & you’re trying to tell me that’s more impressive than Rooney who ended his career as both Manchester United and England’s top goalscorer. Incomparable.

@Nufc2Everything Can’t wait for the mass exodus. There will br a generational meltdown from you deluded shower of cunts

Newcastle players already angling for moves away. Be prepared for the summer I fear there will be some shocks. Don’t blame them we aren’t going anywhere quick under Howe. #NUFC

@CamNufc20 Literally the best cdm in the league this season 🤣🤣

He’s been PUSHING loads of cakes into his gob too the fat cunt

@callumclems How you think you’d get anything more for an almost 30 year old is hilarious

Anyone who thinks we’re actively in talks to sell our captain for 70m before our season has even ended is genuinely off their rocker. #nufc

@Gadget440 Walking contradiction

Andrew Tate says he is "very disappointed" in people who left Dubai during the conflict... ... very shortly after this interview, he left Dubai and is currently in Hong Kong.

@SkySportsNews Threw your hat into the ring with that Barcelona performance

"I want to be there. If I don't get this chance, it's not going to happen." 🏆 Newcastle's Dan Burn admits he's "desperate" to represent England at the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@TunawithaCh There is going to be a mass exodus at Newcastle

Narcissism at it's best. The big and mighty Manchester United fans trying to speak down and belittle us. Constantly trying to imply that anyone who supports a smaller club isn't allowed to enjoy good players and they should all play for man u. #MUFC

@MagpieMediaX There is going to be a mass exodus at Newcastle

How can people listen to this absolute muppet and believe a single word he says?

@MagpieMediaX He’s reliable. 40mill max

@bazza080808 Always good to start with a joke. Newcastle is not the end game for any player

Never a truer word spoken #NUFC #HWTL

@nicolec_o Careful now. The guards will be coming for you

Anyways yeah

@Keir_Starmer Shut up you girl

Warmest wishes to Muslims who are marking the end of Ramadan across the UK and around the world. May your Eid‑al‑Fitr be joyful and full of peace. Eid Mubarak.

@NUFC360 ‘Since the takeover’ should be embarrassed by that bit. Shows Newcastle were Absolutely nothing before

In the space of 4 years since the takeover the club have seen 2 Top 5 finishes, 2 Cup Finals, 1 Cup Win, 2 Champions League campaigns, 1st ever time in the Champions League Knockout stages. Beating PSG, Benfica, Bilbao & Outplaying Barcelona at St James’ Park. The exit last night hurts, for Fans, Players, coaches & the owners. Newcastle United have come a long way in a short space of time. Let’s look to the future! #NUFC #UCL

@geordiejosh You can keep him 🤮

Any Man United creators who seriously believe they’ll sign Bruno this Summer fancy a bet? I’d love some free money x

@DannyBoySaga Hang it in the Louvre

Moosh tips sends a message to Danny boy Moosh claims his home was broken into & he’s moving back to the UK

@Nufc2Everything He as literally a panic buy. Nobody had any interest in him until all of newcastles other targets were unattainable

Bayern will come in with loan obligation to buy for Nick Woltemade guaranteed this summer. The lad has been a scapegoat ever since he come here in the summer. Utter disgrace how he’s been treated last night being told to warm up and then told to sit back down for Osula #NUFC