Riley Andersen

@luxemiaa Wait People believe this "story"????

I folded my ticket book. "Follow me," I said. I got back in my cruiser, flipped on the lights and sirens, and I escorted him the 20 miles to the hospital. I cleared every intersection for him. We made a 30-minute trip in 15. He ran inside without looking back. I waited in the parking lot for an hour. Just in case. He came out later, saw me, and walked over. ---

This man said: I’ve been a cop for 15 years. I pulled a guy over last night. He was doing 85 in a 55. Weaving. I walked up to the window ready to write a reckless driving ticket. Maybe even take him in. When he rolled down the window, he wasn't drunk. He was shaking. "My daughter," he gasped. "She's at Children's Hospital. The chemo isn't working. They called... they said I need to hurry." I looked at his eyes. You can’t fake that kind of terror.---

@Deadspin Women's March madness is on tonight or did you clowns forget about that

Tell us what you’re tuned into without March Madness tonight

@bolt2k4 @mnwild @frank_seravalli She died

@mnwild @frank_seravalli What happened?

We are heartbroken and join the State of Hockey in mourning the tragic loss of Jessi and her children. May they rest in peace 💔.

@Ms_NYRangers #PleaseLikeMySport

Hockey >>> March Madness

@barbiebrookeecc Let me give it a spin. I'll let you know how it is

I get so much hype about the type of head I give, that it makes me insecure about my pussy bc what about her

@PensML How did you guys do in 1812

Canada has: 0 Super Bowl Wins Lost to Dodgers in World Series Lost to USA in WBC Lost to USA in Olympic Men’s Hockey Gold Medal Game Lost to USA in Olympics Woman’s Hockey Gold Medal Game Lost to USA in Paralympic Hockey Gold Medal Game. Time to give up your sovereignty little brother. 🇺🇸🦅

@RangerApologist Sounds like a typical American

Cal Raleigh in the world baseball classic : 0-9 , 5 strikeouts , 0 hands shook Who tf invited this bum to play for team USA

@MarshaIIZach For most players that would be ball 1

The 3rd pitch was a missed home run foul by a foot. Is there any other hitter capable?

@alissahuntsmann Me

reply “me” for a surprise in the dm😙

@Jedstrikesback @deathink Hard to believe paying for a blue check mark wasn't the worst $10 you spent this month

@deathink Took one for the team boys. Not worth it.

life comes at you fast. One min you are being begged to come on tv shows, the next you are selling feet pics for $10

@MrPitbull07 This joke was hilarious the first 7 times I saw it...

My wife texted me from work: Her: "Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?" Me: "Yeah, I just started episode 3." Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds." Me: "Okay, paused. It's the crime scene photo of the living room." Her: "Right. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?" Me: "Uh, yeah. It's pretty gruesome." Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle. See where the natural light is hitting the wall?" Me: "Yes..." Her: "That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom."

@TalkinBaseball_ She's 8???? Legit thought she was 4 reading this

Max Scherzer's eight-year-old daughter wrote a letter to the Blue Jays in December saying she hopes her dad is back on the team in 2026

@paigeinscoo What's your Snapchat

I’m bored today

@RGIII And grass took your career

We took your game.

@bunnirainbowx I promise you Nobody cares

Your favorite creators are struggling now more than ever in the wake of this economic crisis and mass censorship campaign. Your favorite creators will start disappearing & will you even wonder where they went?

@clintonyates It means you hate gays It doesn't mean you disagree with how they live

@riley_ander yes, it does. what do you think homophobia is?

WELP. some of us remember.

@clintonyates I'm not gay or a Christian so I can't answer your question But if Christians think that only a man and woman can get married that's their belief It doesn't mean they are homophobic it just means he disagrees with how they live

@riley_ander what does that have to do with what I asked you. Why would he have a problem with it to begin with? and yes, some of us didnt need to look into it because again, we remember.

@clintonyates Just looked into this more He said basically " I disagree with his lifestyle but I'm willing to invest time into getting to know him" Then they became good friends That's actually the complete opposite of being homophobic

honest question: do you believe that being gay is anti-christian? Or that it's acceptable for Christians to be homophobic, Daniel Murphy aside.

@clintonyates "I disagree with his lifestyle" is his quote He's a Christian. I don't know maybe his religion disagrees with that lifestyle Maybe look into the Christian beliefs to help with your confusion

@riley_ander which people are those. and what religion is homophobic? I'm confused.

@clintonyates The people who aren't afraid of words or realize that some people have a different opinion especially if it is based on religion

@riley_ander whom are you identifying as "us." honest question