riley 🚀

Crush: what are u doing Me: laying in bed listening to music Crush: nice what kind Me: it’s memory foam Crush: no like who’s your favorite artist Me: Picasso

@ayeejuju the horses name was Friday 🙄

The other alias of mine was fishbowel. it’s disgusting to see the direction this platform has gone. I’ve been inactive for a long time so I think it comes to no surprise I am not planning on continuing on this platform. you can find me other places as rileysmedia take care 🐠

for Halloween I’m gonna be freaking the fuck out

For Halloween I’m gonna be taking deep breaths

for Halloween I’m gonna be okay

for Halloween I’m gonna be naming one thing I can see two things I can touch

@them_damn_eggs All of the horses the king has at his disposal would be ideal.

@riley_hp Well, duh. The question is; how many?

Humpty Dumpty’s down? Yeah, I’m calling a horse.

“He made an invisibility suit with 3000 mirrors” yea we saw

Twitter before Elon: Wow, everyone here is so creative and funny. Twitter after Elon: Ah, cool, so it’s just…racism now.

*reads posts all around this one* sheesh okay weird this place has changed

why do British people even put the t in British if they’re not even gonna say it

Me: what is that horrible smell Interviewer: you took your socks and shoes off

John Mayer discovered gravity

Even the crypto bots stopped liking my posts is this canceled

Readers added context they thought people might want to know: tiktok.com/t/ZTFBh9ERS/

me going up to the cop and pointing at his gun like the sassy gorilla

thanks to all the crypto bots who like all of my posts, y’all really keeping me goin

my friends and I have been playing this game where they throw a rock at my head and if I say I’m ok then I’m okay and if I don’t say anything then I’m not okay

man I sure am hating this journey, wish I could just get to the destination