Riley Moore

Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

As we grow older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Do you like red beans & rice?

As we grow older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

When you become senile you won't know it.

When you become senile you won't know it.

Aspergers Syndrome is NOT a good thing! BUT Bill Gates has it!

Why is Wyoming the least populated state in the U.S.A.?

Beneath all my clothes I’m NAKED!!

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Many people look better in clothes than they would naked!

Many people look better in clothes than they would naked!

B.O. is NOT the answer…. G.W. wasn’t either. Who is?

What ever happened to DAQ?

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

I being 6’4’’ & 185 lbs. make me skinny?

When we remember we are all mad the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you've got it made.

Bought a wine vacuum for my opened wine bottles and it really works – cool invention