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Trump: You don't have to close the Strait of Hormuz... It's an important waterway. Iran: You're nuts... The Strait is in our backyard and we have closed it. Trump: This is not good for the world economy; please reopen the Strait. Iran: We're not reopening anything. It is closed and that's final. Trump: we can't even reopen it... We already have enough oil and are willing to sell to interested buyers. Iran: 😂😂😂 you're now afraid of our mines in the Strait. We told you. IRAN IS WINNING!!! Trump: okay! That's perfectly fine. We can even help you close the Strait completely. Iran: I don't understand. I can't remember asking for your help. Trump: you don't have to. What are brothers for. We're going right into the Strait to close it completely. Iran: you can go in there. We have mines all over the place and we have forgotten where the mines are. Trump: don't bother yourself. We'll find the mines, remove them and close the Strait completely. Iran: you don't have to do that... Can you just calm down let's talk over this 🙏 Trump: don't worry. The Strait would be closed completely tomorrow, no ship enters your port and no ship leaves your port. Iran: 🙆🙆🙆 you're already taking this thing too far... Besides we're even planning to reopen the Strait tomorrow. Trump: don't bother again kid bro... Let's do it your own way. Iran: this is serious but you said you're going to keep negotiating with us. 😭 Trump: we'll come back later but for now the Strait is blocked. Iran: please, can you just allow me send this 4 million barrels to China, they've already paid. Trump: of course you will, just forward the receipt of your $8 million dollars toll fee to Vance. Iran: Truuuuuuuuump!!!!!

なるほど。トランプ大統領の作戦成功という訳か。 今回の停戦騒動でトランプとイランどっちが折れた形になったのか？というと明らかにイランだろう。 イラン側は最初、強気だった。一時停戦を拒否して「恒久的な終結でなければダメ」と10項目の回答をパキスタン経由で出してきた。 しかし 、結局パキスタン仲介の2週間停戦に条件付きで同意した。 さらに期限付きとはいえホルムズ海峡の安全航行を認めてしまってもいる。 世界を人質に取るカードを手放す形になったのだ。 イランは国内向けに「これは勝利だ」「戦争の終結じゃない」と言い張ってるけど、現実にはトランプの期限前に折れて停戦を受け入れた。 完全屈服じゃないにせよ、圧力に耐えきれず現実的な落としどころを選んだのは明らかだ。 トランプのいつもの「脅し→宣言→現実的妥協」のパターンがまたハマった。 やり方は強引だし批判されて当然だけど、トランプ大統領はやはり策士だった。