Pros. Miles Edgeworth

@feeniewrght The weak link among us.

Not too fond of Prosecutor Payne, but honestly I gotta respect the fact he still hasn't quit even after getting destroyed in court so many times in a row

@MiaFeyAce Of course it is, but even if it were not, California weather would still make me feel like reminiscing.

@risefromcouch Oh I'm sure it's great in that sports car of yours.

I miss the autobahn…

@CharleyWAAPlant @gavin_93_ “Toxic yaoi” should be consensual and reciprocal, and I am certain I would be aware of this if it were the case.

@gavin_93_ @risefromcouch That’s what we call Toxic Yaoi buddy

I hate Phoenix Wright.

@feeniewrght @CagedSamurai This is why I advised you to message me before sending the documents through.

@CagedSamurai Sorry 😰

The office's printer is having toner issues which just reinforces my theory that printers are one of the world's biggest scams... They are extremely expensive to maintain and never work when you really need them.

if you have a sentimental necklace i recommend you chuck it into a lake for your own good.

@MiracleTrucy @feeniewrght Listen to your daughter, Wright. Your phone is asking you to let it go.

@feeniewrght your phone:

My phone started turning off by itself even though the battery is fully charged... I guess after 14 years, It's finally getting close to It's last breath

@feeniewrght I have been praying for this day… please let me take you phone shopping.

@feeniewrght What. Is. This. Wright, pick up the phone and delete this at once!

Aw, he looks so cute!

@feeniewrght I might join you, I was in the middle of a Platinum Nuzlocke before work started piling up… It always happens in the worst moments.

Apparently there is a new Pokemon game coming out soon... Which reminds me that this year my promise to pick my playthrough of Platinum back up after exams are over is gonna turn 20

@LaryButz67 I do not remember owning an account so young. Then again I don’t remember much of my youth before VonKarma…

Are u guys even big enough to use twitter?

@irishazakurafey If you were to move in, you would have plenty of time to do so. But, alas, you reject me every time.

@risefromcouch i do so envy the life of a cat… nothing but sleeping under the sun and lazing about…

hmm… a cat or a bunny, they lead fairly easy lives and have a similar temperament to my own

@feeniewrght Anytime, dear.

@risefromcouch Thanks, I guess...

With friends like these...

@snackoosoffical It is a perfectly fine game!

@risefromcouch I mean I don't know anyone under the age of thirty who plays candy crush, she's not exactly wrong.

I was indulging in a rare game of candy crush when one of my daughters asked me what I was doing. After she was told she said, and I quote “Papa, you really are old!”. I am in my thirties…

The Japanifornia Prosecutor’s Office wishes everyone a Happy International Women’s Day. Today we recognize the women who uphold the legal profession in countless ways, from lawyers and judges to police officers and the dedicated staff who keep our courts and offices functioning.

Self explanatory.

Cease this foolishness at once!

@_AceDefense The first sessions are always the hardest, but it gets easier. Better even.

Went to therapy today, it was, as expected, rough. But good! Good, too.