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@kyayarranushka khali dimaag shaitaan ka ghar .. perfect for u

Why do I need to call someone who is 10-20 years older than me just by their name in corporate!? I mean- IT IS FEELING ILLEGAL.

@PBnrg she wants to call them 'papa'

@kyayarranushka What will you call them instead?

@aaknshatwt which means attrition is high in this company

Cleared the interview round today. HR then informed me that to join I have to • Submit original marksheets as security • Pay ₹40,000 penalty if the bond is broken Not sure if this is a job offer or collateral for a bank loan.🙂

@emo_ananya leave holidays..arrange cylinders

I have 4 days of holidays next week, where in south india should I travel? Currently I live in bangalore!

@JayneshKasliwal Desh ka inaamdar nagrik

I pay STT , GST , Turnover fees , Brokerage , investor protection fund . I also pay 20% + income tax on fno 12.5% tax on long term gains 20% tax on short term gains I also lose 3-4 % every year due to ₹₹ depreciation Who am I ?

@tunewithbits chori karogi ?

@rishisoniindus Yes from your account

Anyone who wanna come with me to the Himalayas mountain 🙂

@njnrn even if they don't do your work and sit around chatting for hours, their salaries will get credited on 1st of the month. you are nothing for them.

BSNL has truly become a shadow of what it once was, disorganised, lethargic, and completely out of touch. After getting endless SMSes to upgrade my 3G SIM to 4G, I finally went to their Vijayanagar exchange (Bengaluru). What followed is unbelievable. 🧵

@DeeAndShaw mujse puch liya hota word 🤣

@rishisoniindus Ikr but proper word ni mila I was sleeping af (woke up at 5 just for my train 😭)

Bhaiii yeh train mein AC itna fast chal raha hai ki kulfi ban gayi hu literally 🥶

@ayeemasakali this came out of some experience 🤪

@rishisoniindus @whitecheezpasta Appreciated

YOUR EX TEXTED YOU... "I'M DATING SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU." REPLY IN 3 WORDS

@dukhichudail ro jayega banda

@whitecheezpasta Bhosadu muhmelele firterebaapka

@ayeemasakali @whitecheezpasta good one 👎

@whitecheezpasta Ohh there'll be alot more than 3 words "Make sure she ain't me."

@nishi19__ ji bhar k rolo 🤣

@medhaviiiyaaar Hi!! Welcome 😭😭

Parents started sending biodata it's so over 💀🙏

@Dityawhyy very bad good idea

@medhaviiiyaaar bhaag ke shaadi karle

@NiceAsh13 *slow claps for u

@sunsetwalkwithu Sue her

how do I ask an ex friend that I don't wanna talk to, for ₹2300 that she owes me ?

@snhpndy some more time in corporate, u will enjoy these things ..

@rishisoniindus Sad* 🥀

7 months into corporate: > I have become more irritated than ever > I hate parties now > Trust issues (as cheating is so normalised here) > Tired all day for no reason > Small talks feel fake > Office politics > real work > Weekends don’t feel enough anymore

@__crazYHead__ jeevansathi k andar chhupa hai rajkumar

Early in the morning mummy started showing me biodatas… And then she said “Beta kaha chup ke baitha hai Tera RAJKUMAR” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@JamesPGoddard90 that guy is not even indian. So you chill..

@RohitKumarAus Bro it’s a video of a ladyboy and Indian. Chill out He’s obviously tried scamming the ladyboy and got his just deserts

Ladyboy Batters An Indian Tourist On Pattaya Beach The obsession between Indians and Ladyboys must be studied

@Sruti_98 haan

@rishisoniindus Tumhara ?

I hate the effects of weather change on my throat !!!