rishu

cuz someone said "the only thing black that looks better in your hand" and i didn't know what to reply😭

always gets reminded about my "lack of decision making ability" when i've to pick a few clothes out of 100's in the mall

@Shivaaywho_ n matter what you call it, you're getting fucked up either ways🫠

Who called it MONDAY not MOANDAY ??

@Shivaaywho_ what if the gold I'm digging is herself?

@rishqyy if she have alot of gold, and looks avg than you’re a gold digger

if she's the gold, does that make me a gold-digger?

@becka1icious @elonmusk his autistic azz could never!!

@rishqyy @elonmusk do something

when me nd my oomfs hate the same things

@aahanspeaks ikr but saw it getting recreated yesterday on a different playground😂

@rishqyy i think i saw this somewhere

"they say images can’t speak" le image:

@sensibleyaps @inriyality because I've tried both and highly aligned to litchi since birth.... we belong to the same place

@rishqyy @inriyality whyy

litchi literally is what strawberry tires to be

rem sleep after ages

@JustAditiThing kyu khich rahe meri photu?

Smile please 📸

@aahanspeaks please bhagwan jee🙏🏼😭

this is how I pray bhagwan, please yaar !

@yourspingu jaake ab pata lagana padega

Do the people of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands still not have fast internet? 😭They only got 2G/3G a few years ago. What is the Modi government even doing? Aren’t the Andaman and Nicobar Islands a part of India? Why are they not developing properly?

@Aastha21__ because a happy man knows that the present is like a gift and the future is deterministic

happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell on the future🦯

@Vishaaakhaaa ab main paisa toh nahi😔

If you got a human life…make sure everyone around you is happy bcz of you Don’t make any soul sad…you got one life make everyone your fan❤️

PBKS 49/3 (6.0 overs) vs RCB

Seeing Punjab Kings fans cry on my feed is my new favourite genre 👅❤️

@purusa0x6c 🤣🤣🤣

The guy who farted in class overreacting so nobody suspects him:

@Sea_Moon_Coffee they ain't unhinged

Why are Hinge guys so dumb aghhhhhhhh