Marissa McCrary

I feel like the Old Testament is just God finding new ways to tell everyone: “Guys, we’ve been over this...”

Note to self… make sure a person is alone before making a idiot of yourself on FT. Rookie mistake. Rookie mistake. @caitynicspriggs

@Rwlshmakeup Literally ew

Ok how does everyone feel about having really loud (non urgent) phone calls on public transport

Whenever I get married, somehow help my husband out by letting him know that 8 times out of 10, ice cream will fix me… or at least shut me up… which may be even more helpful to the situation.

@stenersonMN Women in ministry problem #345

Did you grow up with a soda fridge in the garage, or is that a Midwest thing?

Israel allowing the civilians days to get out before their return attack against Hamas is an honorable act of war that truly blows my mind and earns my respect.

My grandpa told me this morning, “Marissa! If you preach as good as you look today, we’re in for a great sermon!” He is a hype man and an angel. I freaking love him 😂

When we build systems of external holiness as the marker of our hearts, we inevitably find ourselves trapped in legalism.

*drops below 60°* Midwesterners:

@thescottbarber “Hit the weights. Christ is Lord.” New Planet Fitness slogan coming at you 2024

Jesus: “My kingdom is not of this world” Ben:

@Rwlshmakeup 100% me

This may be an unpopular opinion but I love it when full seasons of shows are put up at once. I hate having to wait a week to see the next episode (like the olden days) does anyone else prefer to binge? Not in a whole day but like … over a week?

I get to preach/teach a comprehensive message on the ins and outs of holiness doctrine in a couple weeks, and my inner Wesley nerd is THRIVING.

The greatest thing I am learning in my season of ministry and Seminary is the importance of both sport AND truth. It can’t ever be just either/or.

@HalMarieRobbins I wish. I so wish.

I just read a post from someone in my SEMINARY class. They explain that God doesn’t truly know everything because “he had to ask Adam and Eve if they ate the fruit”. So there’s that.

@Kimberly_Eades I’m not emotionally prepared for that reality.

@rissa_leanne Wait until your 50. 🤦🏼‍♀️

At 19, I could eat Taco Bell at 2:30 in the morning with just some heartburn and going about my day. At 25, I eat Taco Bell at 2:30 in the AFTERNOON and my whole body makes me suffer for a solid 24 hours.

@Kimberly_Eades YES 😂😂😂😂

@rissa_leanne David and Bathsheba

@RecklassRecluse @starwarstufff

@starwarstufff Ben Solo should have lived. His character still had so much potential to be explored: The power of the dyad His relationship with Rey Interactions with Chewie and Lando Interpersonal conflict with the Resistance Seeking atonement Learning to forgive himself Etc Ben must return!

If you could change ONE thing from the Sequel trilogy, what would it be?