ritter finance

outerbanks is like if the hunger games happened in a hollister

Fast five at Freddy’s

2025 is the new 2020

Something cool about having a brother is every year like a week before the others bday we text each other “how old are you gonna be this year” and then respond to whatever the number is with “jeez”

Tame impala sounds like I’m having a bad dream about the Beatles

Fantastic beasts and what’re they doin

Have you tried watching the blender donut tutorial

The bestie boys

@basedbeezy I remember the ceiling literally leaking on me and I was like omfg this is theatre

@basedbeezy LITERALLY CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Would way rather see bob dylan play timothee chalamet in a biopic but nobody asks me

Shang-ri la for me (loves Arby’s and also Jurassic park)

Completely sober and even though im in the fandom im still calling it “sex in the city” somehow

Watching summer house or as I like to call it sex out of the city

@OrtizGoldberg I showed u THIS song actually

I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit take em off pull em down just a lil bit

@grantspanier Facepalm there’s literally a whole movie on this grant!!!

what was Willy Wonka’s deal? kind of a weird guy imo

im not gonna wear the keys on my belt loop im gonna just put them in my pocket because the pockets work perfectly fine

NYT feature on Tumblr employees, 2016

@PopCrave the age of cover gatekeep

Lily Allen says she found Beyoncé’s “Jolene” cover on the album to be “very weird”: "I just feel like it's quite an interesting thing to do when you're trying to tackle a new genre & you just choose the biggest song in that genre to cover. I mean, you do you, Beyoncé, and she literally is doing her. Or is she doing Dolly?"

Ok so clearly none of you know what a catheter is and ok

need someone to invent a way for me to sleep without sleeping like a catheter but for rest

This is what I think I’ll look like after using my $3 plastic ice face roller