(not) Ross Lynch 🎸| Parody

Ross Shor Lynch ↬ Singer, Actor ↬ 1/2 of The Driver Era ↬ A walking thirst trap ↬ Est. 1995 Looking for mutuals and friends!

@70sdcmon Don’t do WHAT. ITS POSSIBLE

@ritzyheartthrob Ross don’t do that 😭😭😭

Whatever happened to Macklemore?

@70sdcmon He popped one too many tags and got busted for shoplifting

@ritzyheartthrob Man did 2 hits and dipped 😭

@pompompukin Idk. Losers I guess 🤷‍♂️

My reaction when people haven’t heard of him

@RECKLESSMEL0DY He quite literally fell off the face of the earth

This joke was golden y’all just suck

Call me Draco Malfoy the way I be Slytherin in your DMs

*nuzzles you *

@madisonbciley LET’S GO. PUT YOUR GLOVES ON

@ritzyheartthrob OKAY SQUARE UP.

Does anyone actually enjoy chocolate covered fruit?

@madisonbciley BECAUSE ICKY ICKY

@ritzyheartthrob HOW?!

I don’t know if I would’ve survived college

Yeehaw

@madisonbciley GROSS

@ritzyheartthrob What are your thoughts on chocolate covered raisins?

God I’m such a slut

@70sghcstface Okay maybe I’ll try ONE

@ritzyheartthrob ughhh they’re so good!! u keep ‘em frozen

@RECKLESSMEL0DY See someone who’s smart like me

@ritzyheartthrob no

@70sghcstface I have never seen these in my life

@mcriposas I LOVE CHOCOLATE COVERED ALMONDS. I just can’t stand the bitterness of the dried fruit. It’s just bleh to me 😭😭

@70sghcstface What is a trufru

@ritzyheartthrob trufru is my favorite thing in the world, actually.