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The Clarity Act reveals the truth: Banks don’t want Americans to earn interest. But you can. This is how.

@thebitsovereign Bye USD, hello BTC!

What better way to close out the week than dropping $80 straight into the $BTC network? 🔥💰 @River makes it easy!

@2140btc ForceField stops people from stealing your bitcoin, which didn’t happen here. It does not stop them from selling because that would also introduce the tradeoff of you can’t sell for 5 days. Getting your holdings sold is annoying, but it pales in comparison to theft.

Dude claims @River Forcefield didn’t work like expected.

@_J64_ Twice the bitcoin, double the fun.

Supercharge buy activated @River

@Bitcoin_Budda Sorry to hear about your loss. Hopefully you’ll be able to rebuild. We would highly recommend activating ForceField to protect your account in cases of phone theft and more.

Today is a very sad day for me. One of my favorite #Bitcoin companies, @Strike is dead to me... My phone was stolen and the thieves sold #BTC on my @Strike account, incurring a significant amount of money in fees. @Strike decided not to refund me the fees... But @River did.

@BTC_broo @BitcoinPierre Not raising the barr in this list.

@River @BitcoinPierre Michael Barr 👎

This is the most pro-Bitcoin Fed in history.

@gladstein Today's Bitcoiner is like "Strategic Bitcoin Reserve or bust."

This would have blown minds in 2015

@MaksimXBT True, but still a noteworthy shift compared to years ago.

@River pro-bitcoin fed doesn't mean pro-holder

@SDWouters @Leishman This is going to be another emoji isn't it.

How to identify a fun company culture: - High number of custom emojis - Memes channel with lots of bangers - Deepfaking the CEO during all-hands is ok

@munkaryeh Happy to have you as a client Munk, we appreciate the kind words!

Wanna give a shoutout to @River the best platform to purchase bitcoin in the U.S. I’ve been using it for years now, and never had an issue. They built this company right and continue to add great features. Well done and thank you!

@BrokeGuyTroll We’ve heard the requests for this and it’s something the team is looking into.

@River Any plans for a debt card linked to the account? Would love to be able to use River just like a regular bank

The Clarity Act reveals the truth: Banks don’t want Americans to earn interest. But you can. This is how.

I love playing with our price chart

@VinceQuill We’d love to see it when it’s done. Happy to have you as a client Vince!

@River I am going to frame that 1 trillion Zimbabwe note you guys sent me with the card that says why the Zimbabwe dollar was sent. Gonna keep it on my desk. I've had it for close to a year now, but it just sits there, collecting dust.

Bitcoiners already have clarity for years. Regardless of who is in power and what laws they pass; nobody can solve the massive deficits. Their only option is printing trillions of dollars, at the cost of what you've built up. But you can still save your savings. Hold money that can't be printed: bitcoin.

@DavidBranscum We’ve gotten this far despite them right.

@River Had this conversation on a golf course with a billionaire. Idaf government says. Bitcoin doesn't care.

@BitcoinRachy Doubling down on those sweet dips!

Thank you River for supercharging and doubling my Bitcoin DCA buys automatically when the price was going down this morning. Such a GOATed feature.

@BenGazzara2 @Leishman The phone line just opens at this hour. You could call in again or if you can DM us with your email on River we can look into the issue with you.

@River 0 stars for your customer support as well, @Leishman my BTC withdraw is stuck in pending, no one aswers your phone line nor respods to email, what is the issue here?

Congrats Chair Warsh. Any chance you'll update the Fed's review?

@SimonDixonTwitt The real life hack is owning money they can't print.

US CPI is 3.8% and rising. That gives you a “real yield” of roughly 1.2% if you believe the official numbers. But most people living in the real world know CPI massively understates actual inflation, which likely means the real yield is already negative. And if your $50m is sitting in cash instead of productive or scarce assets, you also have to factor in opportunity cost. All that money printing flows somewhere (equities, real estate, Bitcoin, gold, AI infrastructure, private markets) inflating asset prices while your purchasing power erodes. So your actual ROI can go deeply negative depending on where you parked the capital. And honestly, if you had $50m sitting in a bank account in the first place, you were already financially illiterate. And if you are earning yield from financing governments to fund wars, your religion may also have a few words to say about the spiritual consequences of usury and profiting from destruction. Not much of a “life hack.”

@littlesnakeeeee You can choose between bitcoin and dollars.

@River That sounds great Are you allowed to pick a different asset to be paid in?