
River Song (Parody )
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River Song (Parody )
@rivermsong
#Parody I am Hell in High Heels . My charming sweetie @CeleryandTime My beautiful wife @gladall0ver


⠀⠀ A lean, lips ghosting her ear. “Centuries of practice, honey.” He leans back long enough to waggle his brows. It is somewhat the truth, even if he has taken a few tips from companions and friends alike from all walks of the universe. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Crumbs on the console are ... well — just that. A consequence ...” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Another beat, brief gesture to the opposing side of the console towards Handles who sits — unusually quiet, secretly spectating. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Not that he sleeps much. Or at all ... not really. “... Maybe,” the alien mutters, refusing to commit to missing her outright. The way he always does. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ chair. It hits the backrest and then drops to the floor. A hand is extended, bowtie still askew — garment now holding the foam blown at him prior. He waggles his brows, voice dropping to a whisper. “Care for this dance, maʼam?” A wink. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “... I pilot her perfectly fine, thank you very much.” A huff, offering a sideways glance. “... Mrs Robinson.” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ And then, fingers move over the controls — inputting coordinates. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “That hurt.” A grumble, eyes narrowing. The alien huffs, fixing the bowtie. Again. “Not too hot. Not too cold,” he echoes, pretending to tap his chin. “No Maldives. No Antarctica.” ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “Better than sud-saturn.” A wink, posture straightening. “It is sud-sational.” ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀


