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@captgouda24 Do you rail a bunch of coke before thinking of shit like this

When I have children, I do not want them to be genetically mine. Instead, I will have someone better than me be the sperm donor. My reasoning here: nicholasdecker.substack.com/p/why-my-child…

Mmmm femboys

@jakeypo00 Same person in both photos? Woah

Am I beating the bottom allegations?

@tomqimn My feed is full of whimsy and magic

why is my feed full of porn oh my god

When she partys everyday Has 30 guy friends Texts her ex Sleeps 15 hours a day but I know I can save her

Every year I am reminded of my dislike of April fools day. F tier micro-holiday.

@raikuura Twin

@camiwamy The concept of top virginity

This is prob tmi but I lost my top virginity last night

Congratulations to Chairman Un on his spectacular victory. 99% of the vote is what a real leader looks like.

@yeMikeSmith Yeah I do it all the time

Can two men kiss without being gay?

@jared_shult Lib me out sir I voted for trump

Your favorite liberal

@legit_scumbag I was just thinking this. We gotta lock in

I gotta think of more banger jokes before I am dead forever

@BabyBearHS How does this behave if dropped on t1?

I heard this baby bear is pretty good 🐻

@KarkinggHS Your sample size is obviously way too small

Yeah, 84% popularity of one archetype is completely fine and healthy for the meta :)

@j_bos6171992 Guardian of the damned

Crypt Keeper

Being gay isn’t your choice. It’s mine. You’re gay now

@raikuura What did bro do from 5 march to 21 march

Guy who like to have fun

@RealConorOil They will have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

🚨BREAKING: Yaoi is now illegal.

@Jetskigrizzly Me too I’m still masked and distanced and isolated

I refuse to get a job until this Covid nonsense blows over

@legit_scumbag It sounds hella fun tho. I could moderate it

@rivrxo No it will ruin your life

If I was this short I'd relapse on heroin so fast