Ryan “mash” Sawyers Jr.

i’m fading every responsibility for the foreseeable future

can’t find parking looks like i’m #fading

@bobbilly240 milk beer double bev goes insane

Having a day. Any questions/concerns?

@sheetz can you talk to someone about bringing back fried oreos

@rizzbeerdrinker The best cure to a hangover

sheetz breakfast on a hungover road trip

yes the completely obvious district of Loudon county and harrisonburg

@Throlerren @ACC_Ball_Rules other guy said it, kino was an amazing map, same with all the DLC in bo1, five being the worst of those doesn’t make it a bad map

@rizzbeerdrinker @ACC_Ball_Rules I’m just now finding out Five was hated

11:27 am on a Monday morning in college

my fundamental problem with grocery shopping as a college student is that i want to buy fresh and healthy food but i don’t wanna spend the time cooking it

haha rory just hit it from one bunker to another bunker

@3ric_en so i’ve learned

@rizzbeerdrinker Im not sure this is a universal experience man 😅

waking up and immediately shitting is the worst feeling ever, you know you’re gonna be shitting all day

@Dabida87 i think i have IBS

@rizzbeerdrinker Dude idk u have colon cancer or sum u always tweet about poop

the worst person you know is a regular at CJ Finz

@HokiesMBB no point on going on a neo rant or mike young rant but goddamn you guys get an actual tournament worthy team and put it in the fucking gutter

im so sorry to myself for watching every single @HokiesMBB game because they genuinely don’t deserve the fans they have

now we finally reflect on buzzer beater loses and games we should’ve won, if we were a better team we would’ve won those games and/or not be in a position to lose to a buzzer beater it’s that simple man