TBD

Avs just dropped 9 on the Wild. #GoAvsGo

@KKingbay Those teams play in the same conference, so under the current playoff format, that would not be possible. It would be awesome, though.

Explain why this shouldn't be the Cup finals. #mnwild

@kloogans Pavlov's boner

the handjob parlor i frequent always has jimmy buffett playing and now whenever i hear cheeseburger in paradise i get so hard i can barely walk straight

@Anna_xb2 Captain Stabbin'

Without googling!💀

@Bluelov21790224 Yeah Hole the band, we know.

If the 76ers win, i’ll post hole

@esoteric_joke U would eventually just make that account hot and then you're in the same predicament. You can't run away from your problems forever ya know.

do i need a third acct bc this used to be where i’d ramble but now it’s where i’m hot and now i have no place to treat like my diary

@Annalushh First of all, HOT. Second, just rinse them last?

"i wish i had big boobs” yeah until you shower and realize that soap keeps accumulating under your boobs EVEN THO u just rinsed it like 5 times lol

@JasonMoore Oriande Grandsden

Don't you hurt my beautiful Oronde Gadsden II! Go to the Dolphins or something.

@JasonMoore Gonna help u win in fantasy next season?

Oz!

@OviWanKenobi69 @Red_on_Bottom Ah, I'm not familiar with the area. Thanks for the explanation, sorry to bother.

@rizzle6969 @Red_on_Bottom Canalside, where the watch party is. Right on the water

$19 without beer. $12 with beer.

@Red_on_Bottom @OviWanKenobi69 I'm sorry, I must be missing something. Why are there no cup banners (or banner) in the arena?

@OviWanKenobi69 It’s cool. I’m sure it looks a lot better in the arena since there are no cup banners to block the light.

@GrlFrmThCountry @mistressdivy My wife still has an account there. But yeah, the new name is so dumb.

@rizzle6969 @mistressdivy I have an account at this one - I hate the name. Better when it was SACU - San Antonio Credit Union

What’s the dumbest name for a business? I’ll start: Fifth Third Bank

I didn't know Ask Jeeves was still around. How's Barry Zuckerkorn gonna practice law now?

@irisilea So... You wanna have consensual sex, got it.

Kinda wannna fuck a fan

@Celebrityhaze How would she induce lactation?

There were rumours that Billie Eilish drinks her own breast milk to achieve younger-looking skin, which got quickly denied. What do you think?

@kristinmarielii 69?

I told this dude my age and he can’t get over it lmao texting me talking about “I’m still shook” 😂😂😂

This shit right here is making me skinny lol

I didn’t even realize the gym opened at 8AM today & i showed up right as they were unlocking the dooor. Beautiful, amazing, timing :)

@_Glossy_ziva Why is she being such a bitch about it?

When he mistook it for another piercing 🌚💀