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nice baseball dad asked me on a date and I don’t have the heart to tell him I’m emotionally unavailable and would only want him for occasional sex, le sigh

I don’t care if Ant is playing tonight… SPURS BY A MILLY 👽

Onto the next round

wow this looks amazing...I love gnocchi's! 😋

I'm number three. What do you think?

Weekend Dating Update: The Separated-but-Still-Married Edition Well. Gather ‘round, children. Last night I went on a date with a man who is—technically—married. But don’t worry… they’ve been “separated” for three years. (Three. Years.) Which, in modern dating terms, means: still married, but with creative storytelling. He informed me he’s “figuring himself out this summer.” Ah, yes. Nothing says clarity like inviting a woman you just met back to your house for immediate self-discovery. Very Eat, Pray, Love…but make it suburban. He’s “looking for a friend.” You know the kind: - A friend you kiss - A friend you take home - A friend who accidentally becomes a side character in your unresolved life choices A friend friend. At one point I had a brief, out-of-body moment where I thought: “Wow…I could be one of many ‘friends.’ What an honor.” Truly. Put it on a sash. Parade me through town. And, then my brain kicked back in like: “Or… you could go home, sleep in your own bed, and not audition for ‘Indefinite Mistress: The Series.’” So I politely declined. Because if a man can’t commit to a divorce… he’s definitely not about to commit to me. Shocking twist, I know. Anyway, I assume the self-discovery journey continues today. Without me. Godspeed. May you find yourself. Preferably on your own couch.

welp !

What movie do you watch over and over? Mine is Rudy. Most women have a movie that makes them cringe when they see it come on because they know their spouse is going to watch it for the 100th time. 🇺🇸

-I'm 51 years old and I've been wanting a short haircut; today I took the plunge, but the people close to me don't like my new look and are giving me a hard time. Your opinion means a lot to me. Thank you so much ❤😍

I'm realizing I'm meant to be single. lol

Breyan Lallas, St Paul, MN

can i sit on you?

My Honda is 9 years old. It’s been paid off for 5 years. It has over 100,000 miles on it. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it but the itch to upgrade is strong 😂

The perfect 5’4” snack

Good morning… it’s been a while ☕️ Hope you have a happy Friday 😊✨

The Wild and Wolves winning a playoff series in the same night is as exciting as Christmas.