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A few #cocktail highlights of mine from this past year. Can’t wait to start creating more this year. Cheers! #cocktails

@Rory_Carroll Ugh! I’m so sorry, Rory.

I’m also out at Jalopnik FYI. Because it got sold though, not because of RFK Jr.

@dog_rates @15outof10 @dogfather This was our Doug. Doug crossed the rainbow bridge back in April. Doug was a senior rescue who we adopted at age 10. Doug gave us love for five wonderful years. Doug’s Buds is a fantastic idea. Our Doug would be proud. This was Doug. Doug was loved. 🌈🐾🌈

Since Doug's passing, I've been contemplating the best way to honor him specifically and purposefully. Adopting a senior dog was the most rewarding experience of my life, so I figured we could start there. For the month of February, @15outof10 is covering the adoption fees of all German Shepherds over 1 year old in Los Angeles County shelters, through a partnership with @LACoAnimalCare. Right now, that is 76 dogs, affectionately known as Doug's Buds. If you are in a position to responsibly adopt a dog, it would mean the world to me if you started your journey by considering them, the oldest and the wonkiest ❤️ For those of you nowhere near LA, you can search for a Doug's Bud in a shelter near you, and submit them for consideration through the link underneath this tweet. We will also cover their adoption fee and add them to our page of Doug's Buds. For now, this is limited to German Shepherds and German Shepherd mixes over the age of 5 (wonky ear is just a bonus, not a requirement). Throughout the month, we will be featuring individual Doug's Buds as an extra push to help get them adopted. And *fingers crossed* sharing adoption photos of the Doug's Buds who find forever homes. Thank you so much for giving us a platform to do things like this. I miss my boy so much, and to help find his friends some loving homes would be very, very cool.

Hey all. Watch out for loose dry ice in the @goldbelly boxes. Burned my hand pretty bad trying to get the items out. No warning label. Called to let them know and was told “Sorry. Nothing we can do.” Maybe put a warning label on the box and switch to ice packs instead of dry ice.

@dog_rates @embarkvet He is 100% Good Boi! Just like all dogs named Doug.

We tested the DNA of our CEO, Doug, using @embarkvet to finally determine if he’s part wolf or not. Before we reveal the answer in a few minutes, what do you think? Here are some pics of him #ad

@CPAutoScribe @morganmotor @MorganWest7 @A1GOY @AlexRoy144 This is the one addition to our ever-growing collection that I thoroughly enjoy being a professional passenger in. Absolutely brilliant vehicle.

Friends, it’s time to come clean. I’ve been keeping a big secret since Halloween. Meet Bimble, our new Morgan Super 3. I placed a deposit in March of ‘22, so we waited patiently a long time. It’s real, it’s spectacular and it's already got over 700 miles on it. It's family.

@altonbrown Enjoy your martini!

ALERT THE MEDIA! I’ve gone to dry vermouth for my Negronis… garnished with an olive! That is all.

@HEMMUSIC @CPAutoScribe

Dear Friends, we've missed you, and we can't wait for you to hear our new songs! Stay tuned...

@TheSmokingTire So very sorry for your loss. We have such limited time with our beloved pets and it looks like you made the most of every minute. Safe travels across the Rainbow Bridge, Pico. Our Doug and The Cooper will be waiting for you. 🌈🐾💔

@scottgraddy @smalls2672 WTF does a shot have to do with running a kid in extreme heat until they? Tell me your an idiot without telling me your an idiot.

@smalls2672 Never blame the covid shot. Always point the finger at someone else as being at fault.

California: 12 year old didn't bring proper gym attire to p.e. class. The gym teacher made him run until he collapsed and died. The child's mother is also a p.e. teacher in a neighboring school. That same day she told administrators that it was too hot out and she wouldn't be bringing the kids outside for anything. She then got the call about her son. google.com/amp/s/www.mirr…

Our puppy, Cleveland when we adopted him in April, and now.

@RichSTruett @CPAutoScribe Nope!

Some personal news: this is my last week at Edmunds. I’m truly grateful for my time with this great team -- I never intended to leave so soon. However, I’ve been presented an exciting opportunity that’s too good to pass up. I can’t give details, but I’ll have more to say soon.

This is Cleveland. Cleveland is learning how to smile. His first few attempts look more like derp-face than happy-face. Cleveland will keep trying. @dog_rates #puppy #husky #adoptdontshop #jindo

@Tim_Stevens I think you need a new Xbox.

I don't need a new Xbox, I don't need a new Xbox...

@stevenewing @BBC_TopGear Fantastic news! Congratulations and Mazel Tov!

@WUTangKids Mind. Blown.

@mark_phelan @CPAutoScribe @dog_rates Cleveland is 3.5 months old and about 20lbs. He is 100% a Good Boy.

@CPAutoScribe @dog_rates @rkarides Great! Any idea of his age? How much does he weigh?

Helloooo, Cleveland! Meet our adorable new family member. He's a 3.5-month-old shiba/lab/shepherd mix. We think. He's from a rescue that specializes in dogs from Baja, so naturally, we named him after our hometown. He's playful, inquisitive, hilarious and affectionate. 😍

@CPAutoScribe @andrewkrok @dog_rates He is definitely ready to rock!

@andrewkrok @dog_rates @rkarides Thank you! He does indeed. He's practicing for his big solo:

In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, please reply with a pic of your puppy (every dog is a puppy) ❤️

Because Mother Nature is a fan of @TheLastofUsHBO apple.news/AQ1T3dKbCSHGGv…