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R²
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Sometimes I tweet. Sometimes I don’t.

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

Convicted r*pist and former professional hockey player and NHL draft pick Ben Johnson says he will be "going across America and preaching the gospel" at NHL arenas during the playoffs. In 2013, Johnson forced a 16-year old to perform oral sex in a bathroom stall while she was intoxicated before he raped her, causing vaginal bleeding. Keep this rapist away from minors & women, @nhl!

Less than 25 years apart

Trump on WHCD shooting: It was good for one thing. People love my ballroom now. That’s the only thing. They love my ballroom.

استون فيلا وتوتنهام الفريقين الوحيدين في الدوريات الخمس الكبرى اللذان لم يحصلا على أي ركلة جزاء هذا الموسم 😱

Calling all lip readers ... whatcha got for us?

What are we doing.

Since January 2025, FOUR #thfc players have suffered ACL injuries. Others have also missed incredibly lengthy spells on the sidelines… KNEE INJURIES: ▪️January 2025: Radu Dragusin (ACL) ▪️May 2025: James Maddison (MCL) ▪️May 2025: Dejan Kulusevski (patella) ▪️August 2025: James Maddison (ACL) ▪️February 2026: Wilson Odobert (ACL) ▪️April 2026: Xavi Simons (ACL) RETURN DATES: 🔙 Radu Dragusin (Dec’ 2025, 11 months) 🤷♂️ Dejan Kulusevski (TBC, 11 months so far) ⏳ James Maddison (soon, 8+ months so far) 📆 Wilson Odobert and Xavi Simons (2027) ALSO TO NOTE: ▪️July 2025: Dominic Solanke (ankle) ✅ August 2025: Injury is NOT serious 🏆 Features in Super Cup + opening PL games 🤦♂️ 30th August 2025: Solanke suffers ankle injury 📈 October 2025: Solanke “progressing well” ⏳ Set to return after November int’l break 🤷♂️ No sign of Solanke’s return to action ❌ December 2025: Spurs confirm no setback ⚽️ January 2026: Solanke finally returns ▪️January 2026: Mohammed Kudus (thigh) 🫠 Scan shows injury worst than first feared 🕰️ Set to miss approx. three months ✈️ February 2026: Travels to expert in Amsterdam 📈 March 2026: “Progressing very well” 🔜 March 2026: “Back in TEN days” - Igor Tudor 🐈⬛ Aiming to return for Sunderland (A) 🤦♂️ April 2026: Relapse, season over 🏥 Kudus requires surgery to rectify setback WHAT ON EARTH is going on???? 🤯🤯












