RachelMaddowCMUNCE

Sappho of Lesbos INDIRECTLY MURDERED PHAEDRUS OF POTIDEA WITH A PRIESTESS. PLOT TWIST. #CMONKEYnews

Delegate dance? lol. #CMONKEYNEWS

I need an aspirin. I really am I pleasant person, I promise. #CMONKEYNEWS #Stressfulassignments #SouthAmericaisawesome

Directive Give it Back: publicity stunt? It came with press release with frank appeal for money and support. Seems awk with rest of directve

Directive Get Money passed hiring JP Morgan broker to invest in budding companies (Gap, TexInst, Dell). Will help finance beyond fundraisers

directive "Give it Back" passed to give portfolio powers and financing resources from dismissed Todd McCormick to Ophelia Dahl #CMONKEYNEWS

New article concerning the recent actions of PIH and the possible motivations behind them. rachelmaddowcmunce2014.wordpress.com #CMONKEYNEWS

Simple fundraising in the rest will not be able to finance PIH in a reliable, sustainable way. Solutions? Stay tuned. #CMONKEYNEWS

New Development! After much hesitation Doctors without Borders willing to send non Haitian medical staff to assist PIH. #CMONKEYNEWS

PIH's main competitor (PIM) now willing to partner with PIH after construction of new, image rebuilding hospital. #CMONKEYNEWS

PIH discusses opening new HIV programs before discussing their need for funding. Priorities people #CMONKEYNEWS

By overwhelming majority, PIH decides to build new hospital in Miravilais. Now their reputation is secure, right? #CMONKEYNEWS

"Your legitimacy rests on building a new hospital in the next 10 minutes." - Crisis PIH. #CMONKEYNEWS

PIH has $35.8 mill in account. A new hospital in Miravalais costs $34 mill. Need to build new hospital to improve pub image. #CMONKEYNEWS

PIH is working on fifty things at once! Or so it seems. Stay tuned for article showing how they all play together. #CMONKEYNEWS

PIH continues to combat HIV/AIDS with new directive on proper needles usage, education med staff and public. #CMONKEYNEWS

PIH is passing directives faster than my bowels after a juice cleanse. #CMONKEYNEWS

Partners in Medicine is threatening PIH's competitiveness in Haitian health care. This feel odd to you too? #CMONKEYNEWS

PIH in crisis! their legitimacy is being placed in question both in Haiti and the West. How are they to tackle such a problem #CMONKEYNEWS

Soviet politburo spent an hour pointing fingers in a gushing blood bath. Sourced from my returned roommate #CMONKEYNEWS