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@evil_fiend02 They injecting him with stem cells taken directly from fetuses and thank god for that

Ant was worked on in hidden experimental labs of the Mayo Clinic that the general public doesn’t even know about

Yes

Me and who

@jarogeism The baseball sized hailstorm was localized to target field in the second inning of tonight’s baseball game

This “giant storm” with “massive hail” manufactured right in the nothing ever happens factory

Red Rooms (2023) Dir : Pascal Plante

@jarogeism Indulging in this is like crossing a picket line… do not let yourself be tempted

Oh hello

When I say I want a G&T this is what I mean

Happy Easter to Anthony Edwards from "the Easter Bunny."

@dfarecs Studio cut lacks so much energy and is mixed weird…. Similar to Cities (album) vs Cities (Live)

It’s crazy how much this blows the recorded version out of the water and it’s not even close open.spotify.com/track/0aRtXmOh…

On a wintry day in January 2005, I walked into a pizza shop in (Uptown?) Minneapolis and ordered a slice. “Got any oregano? Where’s the oregano?” I asked the startled 😱 pizza clerk, who immediately dropped dead 😵 in surprise. The next pizza place I went to was sit-down. “Oregano?” I asked. Kid looked at me like I’d just arrived from Mars 👽 . He strutted off like a weirded out peacock 🦚 and came back from the kitchen with probably $30 of Oregano in a bowl. Minnesota, so close to Chicago, so far from Italy. 🇮🇹 I salute 🫡— nay, I BOW 🙇‍♂️— to the folks who put oregano in easy reach of their pizza 🍕. Long-winded way of saying: Where in the good and holy name of Saint Paul am I eating a very late lunch?

Making my flight attendant gf do the entire safety demonstration every night

Why the FUCK is ice still at Atlanta airport… stack those dirty bins fucking pig

the real audio they don’t want you to hear

Was greedily hungry then ordered some bullshit off doordash and it sucked

Hitting the gym in slides and jeans cause nothing matters anymore

I’m a machine that converts opioid lawsuit money into tips for uber drivers

He’s so tough

Dune 3 Trailer in IMAX I stood up and cheered

Gonna be on a LeBron Performative Wave this summer just wait

Drank the Diet Pepsi that makes you sick to your stomach