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Rebecca Bay

@rmbay

You are the sky. Everything else – it's just the weather. - Pema Chödrön 🌤️

Williamsport, PA Katılım Haziran 2009
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Rebecca Bay
Rebecca Bay@rmbay·
Today at Old Navy my total was $101.88. I used 101 reward dollars so I had to pay 88¢ in real money. A cashier, not even my cashier, looked at me and said, "You're an animal!" That's really the support women should give other women these days #womenupliftingwomen
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I vacuumed on Saturday and the residual dust that I kicked up is still causing me to sneeze FOUR DAYS LATER. The lesson I will extract from this experience is that I should never vacuum again, and I will not be taking any outside opinions on this matter.
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I just used the phrase "The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me" to rationalize eating cheese for dinner. Not all pursuits are noble #thisis31
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@rmbay she’s thinking you know that’s not such a bad idea, maybe she’ll prove them right after all
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Allyson 🚀@awagsz·
today I heard a rumor from 3 different people that I was quitting my job
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Monday keeps happening every seven days and there's nothing we can do about it. The world is cruel.
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Tommy Keene@tommykeene·
Honest question for my friends in Christ who reverse into parking spaces: Why?
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@DeidraBalchak Three years ago I picked my square because I wanted to be next to my friend on the board (might have even been you?) #norules
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Rebecca Bay@rmbay·
@rachsyme This delightful purple dragon Squishmallow! (Did I actually buy it for someone who's turning 5 years old and then when it arrived, immediately order a second one so I could have one too? Yes, yes I did.)
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Rebecca Bay@rmbay·
If I could be as tenacious in any aspect of my life as this three-week-old zit on my face is, I'd really be going places
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Rebecca Bay@rmbay·
@sistersharpie I think I could probably find someone at work who'd love to explain this fo' free so you can save your genie wish for something FRIVOLOUS
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You know how sometimes you just need to lie on the floor?
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Rebecca Bay@rmbay·
I'm continually amazed by the AUDACITY the microwave has, to beep twice when I don't get my food out of it within a minute or two. What gives it the right? What does it do around this place to have such an attitude?
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For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work: They don’t.
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Rebecca Bay@rmbay·
If you're clipping your nails while sitting at a gate at the airport there is a 7000% chance that I hate you
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Everyone in Hallmark movies has perfect hair and I hate it
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Okay, but how did Kevin order a pizza from Little Nero's if the phone lines were down?
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I feel personally attacked by the TurboTax email telling me I could get ahead and do my 2022 taxes now
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