Zammy 🩻

Instructions on how to breathe 1. Gather oxygen 2. Suck in it with the two holes on the bottom of your nose 3. Push it out the same way you would sigh but with your nose

It’s my birthday so I’m always a fool

My birthday is already f’ed none of my friends can hang out. This is how my twenties are going to start 💔💔💔

My coworkers did this and I just looked at them like this

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls.

Socialist men will cheat and say their body doesn’t belong to anyone

Debbie better beat Nolan enough to show that humans can be just as abusive as Viltrumites

I need to lick someone rn

I tried sushi for the first time and I liked it

I always feel so _ _ _ _ _ on my period

My friends talked about marriage with me. I’m only 19, I’m not a child bride

Happy birthday to the boy who longed for freedom. #erenjeager #eren #attackontitan #shingekinokyojin

I can’t believe I get to turn 20 and Eren never did 💔

They stole the Kit Kats but atleast they didn’t take the kitty cats

Tracy McGrady on why older players constantly criticize modern NBA players: “It’s the money. Did you realize in the 90s, Reggie Miller and Michael, they were only making $2-3 million? And they were the top guys… it’s the money.” (via @NightcapShow_)

My period came a week later, I guess my uterus wanted to get rid of 19 before 20

future

You gotta watch out for those people who bite the lollipop without licking it

Tiger woods is a nigga that thinks he has white privilege

DL Arab men have the worst pr omg

A year ago, I had 2 people follow me when I had my face as my pfp and then as soon as I changed it to something else they unfollowed me. They really don’t fw you only your vessel 💔💔