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Robin Moffatt 🍻🏃🥓

@rmoff

Shitposting and Memes. 🌐 https://t.co/WparjfmCF5

Yorkshire, UK Katılım Ekim 2009
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"The LLM grinds everything into the same inherently untrustable confidently-expressed blandness" Dian Fay - What LLMs are Doing to Conference Programs, and How to Use Them Effectively if You're Going to Do It Anyway di.nmfay.com/llms-conferenc…
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Them: Check out this article generated by our tool! It published a 10-part series to Medium! Can you believe it wasn't written by a human! Me: --- Folks, AI slop being spread like an industrial muckspreader all over the internet is why we can't have nice things. This tool is not something to be proud of. It's gross and you should be ashamed. Put your talents to good use elsewhere. Not fucking up the internet for the rest of us who value reading real content written by flesh and blood, not a clanker.
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Jack Vanlightly
Jack Vanlightly@vanlightly·
Yesterday I published benchmarks on Hardwood (a new Java library for reading Parquet files) on my Threadripper 9980X. Today I ran the One Billion Row Challenge (1BRC) to see how it compared to the EPYC 7502P that @gunnarmorling used for the official benchmark results. I am pleased to announce that the best time was 140 ms running the thomaswue submission on all 64 cores. Does anyone want to try and beat that? If so, you've been nerdsniped 😄 jack-vanlightly.com/blog/2026/7/1/…
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Vibe-coded a little widget for my blog, showing the most popular of the Interesting Links each month :) Here are the stats for June's links so far… 🔗 rmoff.net/2026/06/29/int… (h/t to @posthog for an awesome free tier that makes this shit dead easy)
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Gunnar Morling 🌍
Gunnar Morling 🌍@gunnarmorling·
Today is the day: #Hardwood reaches 1.0 🚀! A from-scratch #Parquet library for the JVM, reading (and soon writing) Apache Parquet fast: multi-threaded at its core, with no mandatory dependencies. Java 21+, Apache 2.0, production-ready. Happy Parquet parsing!
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