Robert Ndege

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Robert Ndege

Robert Ndege

@rndege

Habitual self-praise is often but the fig leaf with which to cover the inadequacies of one's intellectual genitals - Philip Ochieng

Katılım Nisan 2011
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Goals Side
Goals Side@goalsside·
🚨🚨| MEAN WHILE IN TANZANIA, A PUSKAS WORTHY GOAL WAS SCORED. ⚽️🔥
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Well... he's not wrong... 😅
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Track & Field Gazette
Track & Field Gazette@TrackGazette·
Watch Sabastian Sawe 🇰🇪 run 1:59:30 to destroy the Marathon World Record in London!!🤯🔥 First man ever to break 2 hours in a marathon. 2. Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 1:59:41 3. Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 2:00:28 All under the previous World Record.
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Malin Irab
Malin Irab@MaalinIrab·
USA "seizes" Somalia "pirates" We know already, BBC. we know
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Tom & Jerry
Tom & Jerry@tomvsjerrys·
this is so true🥹
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🌊Miss 💙Melody 💙 USNavy Retired
Trump says his life was better before he became president. Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president!
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️@mmpadellan·
This is the BEST, most hilarious breakdown I have seen of the absurd rationales I have heard trying to justify trump's idiotic war. BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏
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Daniel 🇨🇦
Daniel 🇨🇦@danielholkss·
I don’t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point Somebody had to work out a path where the Moon’s gravity is pulling you in, the Earth is pulling you back, and you’re moving just fast enough and not slow enough not to get trapped by either. They had to figure out the exact angle to come back into Earth’s atmosphere too. Too steep, you burn up. Too shallow, you bounce off and drift into space. And they had to get all of that right at the same time, for real people sitting in a small metal capsule about 400k kilometres away from home. Nothing in that system is standing still. The Moon is moving. The Earth is moving. Even the Sun is pulling on everything. And still, some people looked at all of that motion, all of that chaos, and turned it into numbers you can follow. Go here. Adjust here. Come back here. And unlike nepa light, it infact works. There’s also that moment in the journey where the crew passes behind the Moon. No contact with Earth. No signal. Just silence, with a massive rock blocking everything they’ve ever known. The only reason they can stay calm in that moment is because someone, somewhere, did the maths and proved they’ll come out the other side. I don’t know what it feels like to trust something that much. To put your life in an equation when you’re that far away from everything. But I do know this for sure, whatever that level of thinking is, whatever it takes to reach it, it might be one of the most extraordinary things human beings have ever done...
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Benjamin Cowen
Benjamin Cowen@benjamincowen·
Someone could go to school for 4 years and study aerospace engineering, then get a PhD with a dissertation related to orbital mechanics, and some instagram influencer who watched a youtube video will be like "actually that guy is wrong" on a topic related to space travel and people will believe them. I'm not sure how we got here, but I hope we go back to a society where credibility is earned with rigorous training in the associated field, not by a popularity contest.
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Crazy Kennar
Crazy Kennar@crazy_kennar·
HOW AFRICAN GOVERNMENTS HUSTLE FOR FUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂
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Astronomy Vibes
Astronomy Vibes@AstronomyVibes·
🚨 Why Seeing Earth From Space Breaks Something Inside You Crying when you see Earth for the first time isn’t crazy, it’s human. Psychologists call it the Overview Effect, and it’s one of the deepest emotional shifts a human being can experience. When an astronaut looks at Earth from space, the brain is confronted with something it was never prepared for: an entire planet floating in the void, without borders, without flags, protected only by an atmosphere as thin as the skin of an apple. Many astronauts describe it the same way: “From here you don’t see ideologies or countries. Just a fragile crew traveling together on the same ship.” In that moment, something breaks inside, and all problems seem insignificant against the cosmic silence. Perhaps humanity’s greatest mistake isn’t moral or technological, but one of distance. Maybe we don’t need more progress… maybe we need to look at our home from farther away to understand how absurd it is to destroy it from within.
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Sunny
Sunny@sunnyright·
Victor Glover (pilot of Artemis II) was already a spacecraft pilot for SpaceX Crew-1. He is a naval captain who has had his naval aviator wings for 25 years. He has three (3) masters degrees, including in flight test engineering and systems engineering. He's been a test pilot since 2007. He has thousands of flight hours.
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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.
Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

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Latest in space
Latest in space@latestinspace·
🚨 This was the Artemis II crew's view this morning from 41,756 miles (67,200 km) up No human has seen a crescent Earth in full since 1972
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Micky Jnr
Micky Jnr@MickyJnr__·
From the DR Congo dressing room. Those dance moves after booking a World Cup spot have us all. 😍🇨🇩 #WorldCup2026 #DRC #AfricanFootball
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MOgada
MOgada@m_ogada·
@GrantCardone It has saved millions of lives as a disinfectant
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Alan Smith
Alan Smith@AlanJLSmith·
Have you watched The Manosphere with Louis Theroux on Netflix? As the Dad of a 17 year old son, I think @jimmycarr is spot on. What do you think?
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N G U R I
N G U R I@Nguri__·
Jamais vu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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