Christopher Brian Roach

Me and @KevinJames at a @billyjoel concert with my pal @MikeDelguidice1 (behind me on the left) on guitar. #blessed @TheGarden #NYC

@Clear I don’t know why I signed up for clear when it’s not at JFK American Airlines like I was told or at Chicago Airport O’Hare at all.

Live taping of my comedy special!

When Animals Attack! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTNwk2S9s/

I wish I had this problem.

I will have a lazy river in my backyard. I will have a lazy river in my backyard.

If you love art and comedy….thank the childhood trauma that helped create it.

Just trying to watch my shows.

I’m tweeting again. I think.

@bertkreischer Gave me afib. That and Sleep Apnea. And McDonalds.

In ketosis!!!

These are the children of the people whose parents put them in “time-out” as a kid.

Remembering some old friends

@PlanetFitness If I have the Covid antibodies do I still have to wipe down the gym equipment after I use it?

@thesippy @bertkreischer Good dude though.

@RoachComic @bertkreischer

Top 5 rappers of all time?

@BrendaMatusik I went as far as ripping the person out of the car and driving home with one of their kids. So embarrassing.

@NYRangers After this game you may find it in the Hudson.

@kevindowneyjr @heckyessica

@RoachComic did it first.

People who call you immediately after you like one of their tweets are an extra special kind of douche.

Wisconsin tonight!

@MikeRoyce Seinfeld did an episode on it. “You are soooo good looking.”