YO 💯

once I guide one yeye guiding, i dey go therapy. proper one wey I go cry.

@ReshadRahman Guirassy of Dortmund

Which striker would YOU like Barcelona to try for (not Julian)? 🖊️🔵🔴

Thanking God shouldn’t be based off somebody’s else’s presumed “misfortune”

my mama go just come back from shop, enter inside room dey consume ai slop guyyy😭

Ah,I don die 😭😭😭

Twitter has started telling us our phone contacts' handles

@HEISJAGO E no dey use eye see am

No one comes close

Well,you also need to be financially stables to be a very important part of your family as a man too, if raba na dey,you go be "absent dad".

Very unbiased comparison of Messi and Ronaldo Goal scoring : Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Goal ratio: Messi 🇦🇷 Assists: Messi 🇦🇷 Assists per 90: Messi 🇦🇷 G/A: Messi 🇦🇷 Aerial ability: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Passing: Messi 🇦🇷 Chance creation: Messi 🇦🇷 Pace: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Physicality: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Ball retention: Messi 🇦🇷 Tempo control: Messi 🇦🇷 Weak foot: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Penalties: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Non Penalty goals: Messi 🇦🇷 Longevity: Messi 🇦🇷 Consistency: Messi 🇦🇷 Prime: Messi 🇦🇷 World Cup: Messi 🇦🇷 World Cup goals: Messi 🇦🇷 World Cup assists: Messi 🇦🇷 Champions league: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Champions league goals: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Champions league assists: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 MOTM awards: Messi 🇦🇷 Team Trophies: Messi 🇦🇷 Trophy Variety: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Individual Awards: Messi 🇦🇷 Defensive work rate : Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Attacking work rate: Messi 🇦🇷 Vision: Messi 🇦🇷 Ball progression: Messi 🇦🇷 Positioning: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Playmaking: Messi 🇦🇷 Freekicks: Messi 🇦🇷 Dribbling: Messi 🇦🇷 Hattricks: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Outside the box goals: Messi 🇦🇷 ( more goals ) Clutch factor: on par tbh 🇦🇷🇵🇹 Final third presence: Messi 🇦🇷 Take ons: Messi 🇦🇷 Shot power: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Goal involvement: Messi 🇦🇷 Stamina: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Goals in finals: Messi 🇦🇷 Finals won: Messi 🇦🇷 Fanbase: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Fame: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Leadership: Messi 🇦🇷 Celebration: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Overall better footballer: Messi 🇦🇷

na when you go interstate motor park you go realize say this country no go ever make am

Primary school beside my house doing graduation today, I kid you not, they have called one name “Mariam Adebowale” like 15 times for prizes. She no gree leave anything for anybody. Every set has that person 🤣

Anytime I just remember say my guy dey owe commercial bank,I go just burst laugh 😭😭

I'm at a point in my life where I don't even know the point I'm at I sha know that I'm at a point

Wow, cooking rice with indomie seasoning make it sweeter than normal seasoning like Maggi

As a complete footballer why is he not one of the best passers of the ball??

@Gboye_Rave Na so them dey do am now,look the quoted statement

@roakayo Yes , u wan give me job ?

"can you be awake from 1AM- 5AM, reply with hello in the comments" 😭😭

I have a special kind of respect for Messi fans who aren't Barcelona fans 😂 You guys are the Real Ones❤️

@lifeofaboy001 ??

@roakayo English pls

Because on this app, there's someone who can articulate your thoughts better than you can ever do

@HHarjardiy44700 🤣🤣

Tiktok ppl no real 😭😭😭😭