Robert “danger”Kennedy

Let’s see who knows ball

You only have resting bitch face if your actually a fucking bitch

@daveblackburn99 Scoop of exs. Actually make that a double

@robDkennedy69 With a side of ex’s?

Let’s talk through this over a round of goth girls @daveblackburn99

You can’t be a woman and have anger issues. Just shut the fuck up

@jettpetersjr @jensensjester Rare Jett peters miss

@jensensjester Casey's better

UNBIASED: Quick Trip is the best gas station/convenient store there is. And yes I’ve been to Buc-ee’s. QT just reigns superior. They have everything, it’s always super clean, and the food is gas.

Closer to finishing school than my first Fortnite win

Your absence changes nothing

Look at this bullshit from @Wendys

The first rule of fight club is to make sure you have fun

Are you a good man trying to be bad or a bad man trying to be good?

Girls I know acting like influencers is the closest I think I’ve gotten to getting an ick. Either that or when a chick cracked her head open from falling down the stairs

Screaming at your golf ball is performative

@daveblackburn99 I’d say about 4-6 weeks left

Ku is starting to sound more like university of Kansas and I don’t know how to feel

@daveblackburn99 Might have to disagree with you on this one Dave

Last beer > last laugh

I want to play in some snow

I wonder who ties Covinski’s shoes

Me and king Von used to run O block back in the day

I am a succulent Chinese meal

Just got a Colombian summer internship