Robert Evans

@sabotageomar @jagalskardigsss With no kids 😬

@jagalskardigsss a sexy beverley hills mum

i hate gay people they can never just say “this smells nice” they always gotta come out with bullshit like this

No one trolls like Iran trolls. No one.

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

If you have dyslexia I want you to know that you absolutely can achieve your dreams even if that dream is as simple as making signs. Examples are out there of others who managed it ❤️

*Must watch* The Green Party's Hannah Spencer's maiden speech (Also watch the end where Labour's Melanie Ward makes a friendly joke about her plumbing skills being useful in the Palace of Westminster) "Four weeks ago today I was in college, a plumber learning how to plaster and today I'm in parliament as an MP" "And being here is the honour of my life but I don't want being here to be unusual or exceptional" "I truly believe that anyone doing a job like mine should get a seat on these benches" "And where I'm from we're taught to look after each other, to look out for each other, to stick up for each other and to stick together" "To see each other as humans" "And I'm so proud of that humanity"

@bubblesandbbly Love those 😍. What brand?

the pink boxers match my <redacted>

The pedophile führer's ICE Nazis just bought a warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia to turn into a Trump concentration camp. Not only did they pay an exorbitant price, but you're not going to believe who they bought it from. 😳👇

@samueljenkinson I have just over 4 months of full time employment left until I start to wind down a bit 😳

The thought of another 30 years of employment 😭

Love this! Don’t know who to credit.

Boils my piss..."they stayed a little back, a little off the frontlines" From a guy who dodged the Vietnam draft five times Here's how many of my friends and colleagues who fucking never stayed a little off the frontlines you utter disrespectful bastard 🇬🇧 457

@TrollFootball2 Did the referee stop the game at all?

Senegal’s reserve goalkeeper Yehvan Diouf spent the entire game protecting Mendy’s towel from the Moroccan ball boys. He literally had to fight for it.

And we all stopped talking about the uncle, the baby, and boat on LAKE MICHIGAN‼️‼️‼️

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

True dat

EV charging cables, why is one end male and the other female? Why weren’t they designed so that the cable you carry around is symmetrical? I choose the wrong end to plug into the car every time 😬 #ev #ElectricVehicles

@BANKRLLFREAKFCK Fit! 🥵🥵🥵

got too skinny on accident again

@WeAreOpenreach I had already spoken to them and they say they can’t tell me anything and to talk to you.

@rob_ev Good Afternoon Robert, I am sorry to read that the engineer is 2 hours late this is not good at all, I would recommend reaching to your provider as they are the ones that arranged the appointment for you and they can contact ourselves on your behalf and find out what (1/2)

@WeAreOpenreach how do I find out when the engineer scheduled to come to me today will turn up. He’s now over 2 hours late

@Zack3O12 Where are you streaming it?

Just started heated rivalry and I can already feel my heart rate rising

@RightScopee Cockwomble

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…