Robin Bastard

No fuckin' way! My Twitter namesake 😅 #MondayMotivaton

@socr8tees @PastorAlexLove 😄🙏

@robbacrab @PastorAlexLove Only if you’ve got real butter.

WARNING ⚠️ If an ATHEIST offers you jam on toast, they will most likely write SATAN on it and then spread it so that you don’t know. #SayNoToAtheistToast

@socr8tees @PastorAlexLove

@PastorAlexLove @robbacrab

Before vaccines, life expectancy was 40

She lives in Norway, celebrates Norway, dress in our national clothes, fights for Norway in the Olympics, she is norwegian. Proud to have her. Get your racist ass out of our affairs.

@socr8tees 😄👍 I only did it to prove a point...

@robbacrab Whole lot better than some of us. Not too keen on that angle though.

As I get older, I realize I don't look good in certain things anymore Photos are a good example #FridayFuckology

@MPoetease Thank you 🤗 I steal most of these jokes to be honest, but the real art is when I find a perfect gif to match! 😁

@robbacrab Brilliant!

If you think about it, when you clap You are technically spanking your girlfriend #FridayFuckology

@philthestokie 😄 it's the gif that keeps on giffing!

@robbacrab Dirty boy 🤣

Look at what they’ve to the sky now ffs! I’m going to die. Didn’t you hear me? I’M GOING TO BE MURDERED BY CLOUDS!!!

'Money can't buy happiness' But it can buy a fence so l don't have to see my neighbors #FridayFuckology

On holiday last week, you could hear the two women next door having sex every night, It wasn't easy though You had to turn the telly right down and un-plug the fridge #FridayFuckology

@dan420247 🤭 too much? The original gif was even more graphic!

@robbacrab W. T. F. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

If you kiss a woman during anal You're technically using her as a straw to suck your own dick #FridayFuckology

For me this is one of my most successful tweets and I’m not even sure what I meant by it