Robby Slowik

Hi folks, this is my Conan set from last night. I’m proud of it and I hope you like it. youtube.com/watch?v=2rrbVY…

@RyanLostinTX I’m gonna fix it next season

Hey, Bobby Slowik isn’t on Twitter I don’t think, but NYC based comedian @RobbySlowik is so if you want to complain about how shitty this Texans offense is I’m sure he would love to hear about it.

@ChrisAlanComedy My man missed the bus (it left in 1991)

Criss Cross did this in 1991.

Wow the entire C-Suite of CVS is now locked behind plexiglass

The thing I like about having Twitter, Bluesky, and Threads is how much I hate myself by the third time I hit “post”

Sorry but if the economy is tanking and the country is in a dystopian capitalist death spiral then why is pretend money more valuable than ever??

Me: It’s a three-day trip. No need to pack much. My Wife:

I get the symbolism of choosing those words for the bullet casings but a smarter killer would have gone with “IT” “WASN’T” “ME”

These genocide reveal parties are getting out of hand

CEO of Blue Cross started carrying around his Blue Shield

New York is back baby! Mayor Adams for life. Turkish embassies on every corner. Let's fucking go!

1. Murder is bad. 2. People who get multimillion-dollar bonuses for sitting atop billion-dollar empires that inflate healthcare costs and deny medically necessary procedures should still live in constant fear of it.

@KrangTNelson Presidents have to take that picture with everyone they pardon. Maybe read the constitution idiot.

Ok I’m officially done with Twitter now that the new ToS says Brooklyn dads can’t be defiant.

Haven’t been following the muppet guy drama. I’m not into Gonzo journalism.

Yes Biden pardoned his son but don't worry, he's an old school dad. He's gonna make Hunter sit on the board of a whole carton of Ukrainian energy companies.

Happy Deleting Emails From Every Fuckin Store You've Ever Purchased Anything From Weekend!

Vaccines are dangerous? My man you ran for president as a Kennedy. That has a 100% fatality rate.

Coming up at 1pm EAST! ALL NEW NETFLIXMAS with our hilarious friends @robbyslowik and @CaseyBalsham! It's a CHRISTMAS ISLAND party! Listen later on Demand too! Link in BIO

"Our team doesn't drop bars but we do pass them"

Toronto TV gonna be flooded with ads like, "Have you or someone you know been hurt in a rap battle? You may be entitled to compensation."