robhurts

UGK4LIFE

@xTheUnofficialx Damn they’re out of that. I’ll call customer support.

@robdiggityd Uhhh lemme gettttt an ancient mew 😏

About lowball people on fb marketplace, yall want anything?

@robdiggityd worst dad

This morning, I put my dog in her kennel and then left for work. I forgot to put her toys in the kennel. How could I be so forgetful?!

How I’ve been feeling lately

This happened 15 min after I got into the office. And again two more times after.

I’m predicting a corporate interaction like this today: Them: hey, how was your 3-day weekend? Me: not long enough *both corporate laugh*

@almostxheaven This is a hate crime

robert

@almostxheaven Don’t worry, I gotchu. I can make it an even $40 😉

scheduling a tattoo appointment w $37 in my bank acc 😃👍

I love hating. Balance in all things.

ACL lineup is underwhelming 🥱

Stuck between feeling like I’m doing too much and not enough

I’m getting ahead of myself, but I’m thinking if I should be a chill old man or grumpy old grouch

Celebrating Mexican Heritage Day at the ballpark @Rangers @GlobeLifeField #GlobeLifeOfTheParty

he blocks your path

@almostxheaven I would’ve kept this to myself

can’t believe i’m paying $1400 a month to live in MANSFIELD TX. i need to be shot

Thinking thoughts

@whotfisjovana “One of us gotta change”

I feel like a young buck

First sip of coffee