THE ORIGINAL `BARD`

🚨 The lawsuit against Bill Gates has entered unprecedented territory. Plaintiffs arrived in such numbers that an additional courtroom had to be opened. When the defense opened with the single substantive statement “vaccines are safe and effective” the gallery erupted in laughter. The judge was forced to intervene. Nine attorneys on the defense side, only one spoke. The rest simply concurred. Keep following 👇🏻

When your boss hits you with an 80 CENT raise and thinks you’re still gonna go above and beyond 😂💀 Watch this man cook his supervisor in real time.” This is epic 😂

This is gold 😂👌

A rare glimpse of an abandoned haggis farm on Rannoch Moor, the now flooded holding pens visible from above The farm closed in the late 1800’s due to criticism around intensive breeding methods, and the owners instead switched to mining tartan, although that venture didnt last.

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road. His sign reads: 1 for $3 3 for $10 A young man stops and buys one watermelon. “That’ll be $3,” says the old man. The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third. After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away. Then he turns back, grinning proudly. “Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.” The old man smiles and shakes his head. “Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

It isn't a song of death. It isn't a song of hate. Erika is a song of love, and a reminiscing of home. And yet, it is one of the most banned songs in the world. WHY are we ok with that??

Please students, dont mess with Mr. Garvey. He's been teaching in the inner city and he ain't gonna take nothing from you kids. 🤣🤣🤣