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@dgraz @joshgondelman Poultry seasoning. You don’t need mom or scientists to make new popcorn flavors

@joshgondelman @robertdean think mom can figure this out?

I feel like it’s not too late for scientists to start working on a fourth flavor of popcorn before this holiday season. They’ve had centuries to think of something.

9 years @TheCyclone

It's out in the world! "together, alone" premiere - video by @robertdean

@ZachBroussard now do the reverse!

The only reason I put the Step By Step theme song over the Cheers opening credits is to make @robertdean mad.

Start your weekend off right with some new comedy from @robertdean! Listen to "Entertainment" here: 800PGR.lnk.to/DeanTW

Robert Dean Action Figures

my #tictac bit in #AnimalCrossing

@JaredLogan @NickDobbins @casualken @adamconover NES raised me

no one watched my solitaire livestream

@AlisonLeiby @IYBIComedy @SubCulture_NYC verbatim

@iamryanbeck @MrPeanut I will be releasing a formal statement soon.

It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut

Happy Birthday @TedDanson

Recording a new album (tentatively titled “For Serious”) on 12/29 9:30PM at SubCulture Theater tickets: bit.ly/2OLhNum

told you so

Did you know you can join AARP at any age?

This Saturday (my birthday), 8:30pm, Cantina Royal, Brooklyn, Free

“Robert Dean: Grazynski” on May 2nd at littlefield in brooklyn eventbrite.com/e/robert-dean-…