Robin Nakamoto
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Robin Nakamoto
@RobinNakamoto
₿itcoin 🚀 Dissident ✊🏻 King of Typos 👑 Certified Triggerologist 🫃🏻
London, England Katılım Nisan 2010
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Undercover police try and arrest a man outside screwfix in Brixton for dealing Class a drugs and as they try to arrest him the drugs go everywhere..
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@0xSweep Bro i didn’t know this (missed it somehow) i’m so sorry about that and there is no one that can understand you on this more than me since I lost 10 bitcoin on FTX. ✊🏻
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6 months ago KuCoin admitted fault for my $300K liquidation. Here's what happened since.
I took a Google Meet with their Head of Futures. I went to an in person meeting at Tribes in Dubai Mall with their Global Business Director. I sent 10+ proposals. I gave them every possible way to make this right.
On the call they took full responsibility. They admitted the liquidation was caused by broken infrastructure. Their platform failed and they said so themselves.
But here's the part that's hard to believe. Their Head of Futures couldn't understand basic futures mechanics. I had to explain how margin, liquidation and order book depth works to the person running the futures division at a top 10 exchange.
The person responsible for resolving my case didn't understand the product that caused it.
Their first offer: bring us $2.5 billion in trading volume and you can "earn it back." I did the math for them live in the chat. $10,000 per 100M volume. That's 0.01% return. To recover $250K I would need to generate the monthly volume of a top 50 institutional desk. For free.
I said no.
Their second offer was worse. $20K upfront, but only if I hit 1,000 active users and $300M in volume first. Then a $30K "cashback" that requires KuCoin's manual approval.
I said no again.
Their third offer was even worse than the second. $10K/month. Halved the numbers from the deal they already couldn't close. After an in person meeting. After a Google Meet. After weeks of negotiations.
Every single offer came with the same condition: delete the tweets, stop talking, and come work for us as a KOL. Promote the exchange that wrongfully liquidated me. Bring them users. Make them money. Then maybe they'd consider giving back what they took.
I told them in the chat: "It's like someone steal from me $250K and then tells me come work for me and you'll make it back (maybe)."
Their response? "Let me think about it."
Then silence. Weeks of silence. I had to chase them for every single reply. Christmas came and went and I gave them a final deadline January 6th. They came back with yet another lowball.
KuCoin had their Head of Futures, their Global Business Director, and multiple senior reps in this group chat. They all saw every message. They all went quiet when it mattered.
Today I'm releasing the full 30 minute Google Meet recording and the complete Telegram history. Every message. Every offer. Every time they went silent. You'll hear them admit fault and then watch them do nothing about it.
They had 6 months to make this right. They chose silence.
Video drops today.
Sweep@0xSweep
KuCoin took responsibility for my $300K liquidation and after a month of “we’ll fix it,” here’s what they finally offered me: To recover the money they caused me to lose, I need to generate: $700,000,000 to $1,000,000,000+ in referral trading volume so I can “earn it back” in commissions. Yes - their solution to a wrongful liquidation is: “Bring us a billion dollars in volume so you can fix our mistake.” Let that sink in. This wasn’t a normal loss. It wasn’t bad trading. It wasn’t a degen gamble gone wrong. It was a liquidation caused by broken infrastructure: KuCoin acknowledged all of this. They took responsibility. They told me they would work with me to resolve it. In the past month, I’ve done everything on my side, days of back and forth messaging and even took 2 IRL meetings with Kucoin. And after all that? Not even the fees I paid are refundable unless I bring them nine to ten figures worth of volume. If this is how an exchange handles a case they admit fault on, imagine how many users get brushed off when the situation isn’t escalated. I’m still waiting for a real resolution.
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So we spent:
- £2.2M on LGBT+ inclusion projects in Kenya, Mozambique, Nigeria, Senegal and Zambia
- £4M on making Universal Health Coverage more "inclusive" for transgender people in India, Thailand & Vietnam
But the NHS is cutting 21k jobs over a £1.1bn deficit.
This is beyond parody
H/T @UKGovscan
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@Kathleen2winter @stripe Yeah but on Thursday not today otherwise I’ll forget 🤣
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@RobinNakamoto @stripe Yes Friday but you told me to remind you 🤣
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@RobinNakamoto @stripe Has our lunch also left the chat
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@CincoDoggos @AnthropicAI FFS it’s unbelievable. Unfortunately for proper coding Claude is the absolute best. I guess I’ll wait until Thursday 😁
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@RobinNakamoto @AnthropicAI Yeah, I got sick of the token thing and just went back to ChatGPT. It might not be the best but at least it doesn’t nickel and dime me to death.
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I signed up (out of boredom) last year. Posted: “There are only 2 genders.” Got permanently banned. Very much fun 🤡
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It’s been a while since I’ve trolled BSVers, so today I caught up and used their own tools to do it.
They have a sort of Wayback Machine/internet archive that stores web pages on the BSV blockchain called Etched (@etchedpage)
It was only fair for me to embed this on Faketoshi’s blockchain 🤣
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@JoaquinTeixeira I wouldn’t call that sexual harassment tbh
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⚠️ Denúncia! A atriz Ruby Rose usou as redes para acusar Katy Perry de assédio sexual. Fato teria ocorrido há 20 anos. Segundo Ruby a cantora americana teria esfregado a vagina em seu rosto.
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