Robin Warren

I think I'm out of here (for a while at least, who knows). Not keen on enabling the conspiracy-loon-in-chief. I'm hanging out here instead @robinwarren" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mastodon.green/@robinwarren. If you want to come join then movetodon.org is good to get your feed filled up

Interesting listen on Money Wise open.spotify.com/episode/5QdCUw… "Money is only of value to exchange for other things", yep! and easy for people to forget. Excellently hosted as well /cc @thesamparr

This episode is essential listening, especially for bootstrappers & marketplace-ers - @robinwarren has a ton of helpful advice for the earliest stages - Corrello is a popular DevTool in the Trello marketplace - Bootstrapped & Robin lives by the sea

hey @trello any chance of a tweet for this trello.com/power-ups/5fbb… it's free, it's fun and it's now! Free and fun report on your team's activity in Trello in 2022 😻

Interesting, it looks like my tweet linking to my new profile on the Mammoth site is shadow banned (shows up if I look for it logged in but not incognito). Anyway, I'm out of here for a bit, new profile in my bio :) Come join me and leave the conspiracy bro to his 'free speech'

Then we'll jump into our very first session with @robinwarren from Blue Cat where we will talk all of the FREE power-ups you can get in @trello . Okay maybe we won't have time to cover ALL of them... but we'll cover a good bit, and you'll get a guide where you can find more.

I'm doing something totally crazy that i've never done before... i'm going live for 12 hours to talk about @trello. And it's not just me! I've got some pretty awesome folks joining me as well. Here's a preview 🧵

9 to 5 (Elon edition)

BBC Breakfast booked both Brian Coxes into the same hotel, causing utter confusion. Absolutely amazing.

Watching @robwalling on YouTube, knowing that he lives his life at 2x I guess I need to watch him at 0.5x?

Since this place seems to be melting down before our eyes, you may be considering joining Mastodon. If you do, I encourage you to add your new Mastodon username to your Twitter bio. This will help your Twitter friends find and follow you on Mastodon using automated tools.

@manuel_frigerio Always makes me want to drink :) they must owe you millions by now!

@manuel_frigerio Probably my CV, or more likely a side project to get me out of my 40hr/week job. Also, I can't stop seeing you every time I see a Madri beer pump. Am I the only one?

I may never get to write my own wedding vows but I don't mind because, by being Everyone's Personal Assistant, I sometimes get to write them for other people 👍

@roomaroo Both? I bought friendster for £44 last week, need to make a few changes!

@robinwarren Is this satire or genuinely directed at your employees?

Because of the debt I loaded onto the balance sheet, and the advertisers I scared away, and all the knowledge and talent I fired... You all need to work "hardcore" to make this work now. LOL!

@andrewculver We used to get this at a startup I was at. Some key combination in eclipse was very close to the one which printed the code out. Only printer was in sales team office, they'd wander through with it for us, we'd take it and say thanks then throw it in the bin once they left

My wife just fetched some school stuff from the printer and delivered this to me. Didn’t realize I had done this, but certainly an interesting way to get your CI results.

@maccaw have you tried disabling 80% of your microservices and firing any employees who complain? I hear that is what the cool kids are doing these days to speed things up

I'm looking for someone versed in web performance who's available for a day or two consulting. I'd like to audit Reflect's first page load and see what we can do to improve our speed.

I wonder how far in physical distance the average person scrolls on social media platforms per year? Would be interesting to visualise it as an incentive to scroll less like 1000 steps in reverse

Imagine if the remaining small fraction of Twitter employees unionized and demanded better working conditions Just saying, a strike could presumably bring the website down