Rob Young

30.09.23 The happiest day of my life 🍀❤️

Yep, decent first episode. Can see it getting better and better as the cast grow in confidence and get into the flow of it all. #SNLUK

@thetomska The ‘avoiding income tax / avoiding incoming attacks’ during the Weekend Update skit really caught me off guard. Sensational writing

Incredibly surreal watching SNL UK, just wish it was more accessible to the general public. "I'm David Attenborough and it can't be long now" fucking bodied me.

Okay, the ‘avoiding income tax / avoiding incoming attacks’ was a properly good gag #SNLUK

A little rough around the edges, some hits, some misses, but the experience of Tina Fey has really helped keep everything flowing along nicely. David Attenborough’s Last Supper and the film interview skit have been the highlights so far #SNLUK

@a__a__r__o__n I guess you could always watch something else, eh

@robjyoung Nurse, Rob is out of bed again.

Okay lads, this is actually pretty good #SNLUK

Will take this all day long

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Alan patrolling his 160 acres of land

Relegation to League One could force some serious change at the club and hopefully be a bit of a reset. Plus, there will be some great away days. #Rovers

You know what, Blackburn #Rovers need to get relegated. If we stay up we’re just delaying the inevitable. No lessons will have been learnt by those at the top. They’ll just pat each other on the back for staying up, and next season will be more of the same misery.

@roverseas @Rovers Genuinely not a bad line-up, that. Defence looks tight

My expectations for League 1 @Rovers next season. Keep Sidnei (no one will buy him) and Morishita. Rest need offloading. Lewis Miller stays (been a big loss). #Rovers

Right then, reckon it’s time to start looking at League One away days

This is the first time I’m hearing about the USL Championship so naturally I asked ChatGPT to tell me which team in this league is most comparable to Blackburn Rovers So, I can announce I now support Detroit City FC

Not to get all “Simpsons did it,” but Simpsons did it.

Appearances, and goals, for Blackburn Rovers in the Derby County starting line-up: 544 (97) Appearances, and goals, for Blackburn Rovers in the Blackburn Rovers starting line-up: 408 (33)

Very excited to announce I’ve bought tickets to see Rush in 2027

Mortal Kombat AND Street Fighter movies in the same year. What a time to be alive

Absolute limbs